clawsturbate

To masturbate with a claw or pincer.

Crabs, lobster, hermit crabs, Dr. Zoidberg, crayfish, war vets, and other pincered organisms can clawsturbate (and probably do).

The hermit crab began to clawsturbate when he was chosen as a new pet.

by MarcT October 14, 2009

Dragon Claw

The first original M.U.G.E.N character to feature graphics that are modeled in 3D and then rendered in 2D. It was entirely made from scratch by Reuben Kee, a Singaporean, part-time model, dragon-boat paddler and composer, who passed away on November 23, 2007 in a boating accident that also killed several other contestants, including four of his teammates, in the 2007 Cambodia Tonle Sap competition. Dragon Claw is also one of the first merchandised M.U.G.E.N characters, having shirts and even a coffee mug manufactured for the purpose of selling them.

"Reuben Kee created Dragon Claw very well, but that doesn't mean Dragon Claw is more valuable than Reuben Kee. If Reuben Kee didn't exist at all, there would be no Dragon Claw. Rest in peace our friend."

by frodaddy December 22, 2008

Monkey Claw

A fart that feels like your anus and sphincter are being torn apart by a thousand monkeys!

Aaaagh! I've been farting all day and my arse is sore from the Monkey Claw I did after that curry!

by Shane Turner/Daniel Lowndes August 5, 2003

Guitar Hero claw

A medical ailment that is a result of playing the rock guitar simulator game for hours on end. It most often leaves the left hand cramped in the shape it took to press the coloured buttons, which resembles an odd claw, with the lightning speed and precision needed to beat friends in a 'pro face off' or complete career mode on hard. It is often accompanied by guitar hero tripping.
This is a small price to play for victory over friends and family.

'Flip Marc, we've just beat the co-op mode of Guitar Hero 3, now we have opened Strokes- Reptilia & Beastie Boys: Sabotage- that's Wizard!'

'Yes but it is 4 hours of our lives we will never get back and I do have nasty case of Guitar Hero claw.'

'True...and the carpet has started to move too...that's not normal!'

by Chris Dangerous Long May 12, 2008

clawdaddy

A male with partial hands. Missing fingers on one or both hands. Usually a favorite amongst sexually deviant females. Also known as shocka. This person usually lacks in other areas; however, is still able to please the ladies. More often than not, clawdaddies are employed in the IT industry as Security Engineers.

AA: Did you see what clawdaddy did to that chick?
Tuna: I sure did, he really did a number on her.

by Rich&Rare October 22, 2009

Claw Hands

The sensation of having numb or weak hands that usually occurs when first waking up, after laughing, or after sexual intercourse.

Julie- "I can't open this bottle of juice, I have claw hands!"

by JenJen77 February 3, 2010

Clawgasm

The horrible sensation that a woman experiences when her sexual partner has long, dirty finger nails.

He didn't clean his teeth or shower, but the worst part came when he gave me a clawgasm

by Little Gaz January 21, 2011