chimney dick

Chimney dick refers to a male with very little (or no) ejaculate. This can be caused by excessive masturbation or sex. Scientists disagree on whether it is hereditary or not though smokers tend to be more prone to this condition... hence the double entendre.

You neeeed to quit smoking so we can have this baby... ain't nobody gettin pregnant when all you bringin is your chimney dick sputtering smoke stacks.

by Tojo Ventures July 4, 2016

Chimney Sweep

Using one's 1970's moustache and a particularly strong tongue to clean out a gay man's butt with a powerful sweeping action

Freddie Mercury gave his boyfriend one heck of a chimney sweep!

by Banana Hammie December 5, 2020

Chimney Bobey

A tall creature/cryptid with an ostrich like appearance that stands at about 40 feet tall with its neck fully extended. It is known to stick its head down chimneys of rural homes in the western U.S and gobble up charcoal or unlucky humans from within the fireplace. Sometimes used as a cautionary tale to get young children to go to bed at bedtime.

“You best stay away from the chimney tonight, the Chimney Bobey is on the hunt!”

by Daniel Sneifell Smith August 5, 2022

Chimney sweep

This is the equivelent of tackle bag but applies only to a woman. A chimney sweep would be a man sought after for only a one night romp for the purpose of keeping the female genitalia current and up to date.

Jess hadn't slept with anyone in a few months so she went to the bar in hopes of locating a chimney sweep to bring her sex life back to active status.

by Sarah A. Thompson September 6, 2006

chimney cricket

One who smokes so much you mine as well see smoke coming out of the chimney at there establishment

Jeeze! Another one chimney cricket?

by Clayton7111 June 3, 2017

Heavenly Chimney

It is a sex position where the man finishes in a girl's anus. Then proceeds to lift her up and at a slight angle till the cum from her anus flows back out then drips into the males mouth. It will take some practice, and it isn't a bad thing to have a history of weight lifting.

"Brace yourself woman, here comes the Heavenly Chimney"

by Dr. Lollipop October 16, 2008

dirty chimney

The act of taking a shit in someone's throat and then using your dick as a swab to clean the throat, like that of cleaning a chimney.

Gene gave Jimmy a dirty chimney last night.

by sickinthemind April 25, 2014