Sebastian encounter Miguel watching his porn collection in his livingroom he claims...
*Miguel you bashing the candle in my department.*
*Miguel you bashing the candle in my department.*
by urbanboy16 January 25, 2016
A “melted candle”
A woman in her mid 30’s, normally married with a couple of kids and an un-familiar husband (probably shagging the secretary, and she probably knows about it). Very dangerous cougar who is likely to go wild when out on the town for a rare night of freedom. The melted candle refers to her lack of fitness and an amount of weight gain from age/ child birth/ giving up on life. Can be referred to as an iceberg – Tinder/Facebook/ Instagram profile pictures only take in to account the top 12% of her mass – face and boobs - the greater mass is below the waterline/ waist and is hidden from general view.
A melted candle could be the same as above who has reverted to minor plastic surgery in order to fight the aging process. These procedures – Botox, Lip Fillers, tattoo eyebrows - often achieve the opposite effect and make her look older.
In conclusion, not a first choice but would be an exemplary one night stand, as long as you can escape the Travelodge before she wakes up and cries uncontrollably about her kids/husband/ fat arse/ pet cats. 7 Pint minimum.
Can be found on Hen Parties and in your local Cougar Pub
A woman in her mid 30’s, normally married with a couple of kids and an un-familiar husband (probably shagging the secretary, and she probably knows about it). Very dangerous cougar who is likely to go wild when out on the town for a rare night of freedom. The melted candle refers to her lack of fitness and an amount of weight gain from age/ child birth/ giving up on life. Can be referred to as an iceberg – Tinder/Facebook/ Instagram profile pictures only take in to account the top 12% of her mass – face and boobs - the greater mass is below the waterline/ waist and is hidden from general view.
A melted candle could be the same as above who has reverted to minor plastic surgery in order to fight the aging process. These procedures – Botox, Lip Fillers, tattoo eyebrows - often achieve the opposite effect and make her look older.
In conclusion, not a first choice but would be an exemplary one night stand, as long as you can escape the Travelodge before she wakes up and cries uncontrollably about her kids/husband/ fat arse/ pet cats. 7 Pint minimum.
Can be found on Hen Parties and in your local Cougar Pub
by PhilipHoldenez September 03, 2018
by White Hunter April 10, 2011
by A Little Pinprick July 15, 2006
by Lindina October 14, 2006
A masturbatory aid when a loved one is away for prolonged periods of time. Before said loved ones departure, a candle is inserted into their anus, wick end first. Once inserted the internal head produced by the "candlers" anus causes the candle to soften' allowing it to absorb the various pungent aromas familiar to the "candle burner".
Once removed and the loved one has left, the candle is lit, releasing the absorbed smells into the room in which the "candle burner" proceeds to masturbate surrounded in the"poop aura" of their beloved.
Once removed and the loved one has left, the candle is lit, releasing the absorbed smells into the room in which the "candle burner" proceeds to masturbate surrounded in the"poop aura" of their beloved.
Ryan's poop candle reminded him of that time he didn't wash after having unprotected anal sex with with his high school sweetheart Rebecca.
by one leg out the box January 12, 2012
When you cum into a condom and then cut off your pubic hair shove it in the condom and freeze it.
This tactic is sometimes used as a prank on a girlfriend. The "hairy candle" is put in the place of the girl friends dildo. Then when the girlfriend goes to use their dildo, they feel a cold, sticky, and worst of all hairy cum stick in their pussy.
This tactic is sometimes used as a prank on a girlfriend. The "hairy candle" is put in the place of the girl friends dildo. Then when the girlfriend goes to use their dildo, they feel a cold, sticky, and worst of all hairy cum stick in their pussy.
My Girl friend wouldn't shut up so I made a Hairy candle and took her Dildo. Wow Jon that takes balls.
by Cleavelandsteemer July 02, 2008