CTP

Cancelling The Park

To not do your scheduled shows or work tasks

An excuse to be lazy

“Connor is screaming CTP at the top of his lungs”

by Gsuffa69 August 3, 2024

CTP

Certified Torta Pounder, someone who is a torta pounder

That guy is a CTP. See him with a new one every week.

by TortaTiger July 10, 2024

Portland, CT

The Portland that is NOT in Maine. The unknown town in the middle of nowhere. Where everybody knows everybody and their mom. Where Mr. Miles and Mr. Record Teach High School to unsuspecting students and fail them. Where everybody has worked at either tri-town or dunkin donuts (we have two of them). Where the only thing to do on the weekend is to get drunk, high or both. Where you can travel for 15 minutes before reaching a major road.

'Let's go to Portland, CT !'
"Are you kidding me?! Thats where Mr. Miles teaches Junior English and everyone fails."

by marm123 February 5, 2009

Portland, CT

A small town in the middle of nowhere. No one else in CT knows where Portland is. Your principals were the assholes Kate Lawson and Scott Geigerich. In Portland you either get drunk/high in a car, garage, or basement. Everyone has worked at the quarries, dunkin, and tri town. You "cruise" in the state forest and throw your beer cans in peoples front yards. You travel to Bopi once a week for alc and mobil 3 times a week for nic.

Let's cruise and get drunk at Tylers house in Portland, CT!

by SCKLPT169 January 6, 2020

Pulling a CT

"Pulling a CT" is a seduction technique when at a party or social event, a person decides to follow a significant other into an empty restroom or closet to have a "1 on 1" party.

***Note***

Not every one can "Pull a CT" it must be mastered and perfected before any attempt. Use with extreme caution and protection for full enjoyment.

Named after prodigal icon Christian Chavez, "Pullin a CT" is a risky maneuver but just as effective as "The Gusteau"

2 guys at a party

Guy1: "Dont look but that girl has been eye balling me all night long."

Girl passes the 2 gentlemen and heads into a room alone
Guy2: "What are you going to do?"
Guy1: Here hold my drink im Pulling a CT

by Dont attempt sober July 28, 2010

prospect, ct

prospect is a small town that is one of the most boringest towns in ct. they kids either play football or soccer. there isnt enough black people to play basketball and any of the white kids that try, arent any good at it. parties are usually the worst around, except the occasional banger. the only real hangout is the town park. and the mobile gas station. for some reason there are alway people there? choice of first car is anything kids can afford. the richer kids in the national honor society have their parents buy them what ever they want. the local town gang think they are the hardest kids in the world. they think it is cool to smoke shitty weed. they dont know how dumb they look. pizza resteraunts owned by albanians pretty much rule the town. there is a subway and dunkin donuts. prospect has had the same mayor for 12324 years. theres only about 5 cops but they are always bussy chasing the cool kids smoking weed at the park. other than that prospect is quiet with nothing to do, you might find a deer or two wandering across your front yard once and while. but most shoot them. most kids think theyre are cool because prospect is next to waterbury, but waterbury kids are too uneducated to know where or what prospect is, and or how to spell prospect. if you are planning to live a boring life, move to prospect.

youve been to prospect, ct?
what the hells a prospect?

by jkwon102 March 5, 2011

Plainfield, CT

A town that constantly complains about the most minor things on local facebook groups rather than getting out of their moms basement and doing something about it. Also one of the few towns in CT that isn’t overrun by boneheaded liberals, we make up for it with even more mentally handicapped rednecks! They really hate that damn train though!

Plainfield, CT: The biggest redneck shithole in CT.

by bigdickdaniel420 December 12, 2022