Falkirk F.C

Falkirk F.C is a shite club who play in LADBROKES LEAGUE ONE

Falkirk F.C are so shite

by Falkirk Are shite November 12, 2019

j.f.c what a p.o.w

Short for 'Jesus fucking christ what a pile of wank'. Used mainly to descirbe someones anger or discust at an event. Can also be applied to a person or any other object. Reserved usually for texts but can be used verbally.

: Alright mate, you go see that gig the other night?
: Ohh j.f.c what a p.o.w.
: Not great then.
: Nah mate

by Daines January 12, 2008

G.F.C

A set of teenage boys that chill on courtland and 156 in da bx.They gets it poppin so dont fukk wit dem

G.F.C is the set ya dig?

by P0P$ January 13, 2008

C.F.A.G

Certified femail ass grabber. You get payed to do it

man i wish i was like that guy, hes a C.F.A.G, fag, femail ass grabber, grabbing a girls ass for money,
Teenager: man ill give you 10 dollers to grab the teachers ass!

by ramell February 10, 2008

C.A.F-caf

Coughing and Farting at the same time. When one is sick, and coughing up a storm, a fart suddenly slips out.

Man I was so sick I kept caf'ing all day long...

Man did you hear her caf?

Dayum I caf'ed infront of the class!!

I explained to the class what C.A.F-caf was and they started lol..

by BigDaddyErn January 4, 2011

K.F.C

Where people go when they are hungry

Wanna go to K.F.C mate

Hell yeah let’s go

by SoundWave9918 April 26, 2020

B.F.C.D.

Big Fat Cock Deficiency
When a woman is more irritable than normal and is displaying symptoms of cuntiness, argumentation and/or general disagreeability. BFCD is similar to scurvy, except the remedy vitamin D, not C.

Woman: (basically anything)

Man: Bitch, you have a serious case of B F.C.D. We need to sort this out right now.

At this point the woman is promptly vent over and cure of her affliction.
B.F.C.D. Big Fat Cock Deficiency

by Beezus Fafoon February 15, 2021