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open up a butcher shop

When two people are going to have a disagreement. As in, "there's enough beef between us to open up a butcher shop".
Mike: Oh shit, Bobby stole Jimmy's girl.
Dan: Those guys are going to open up a butcher shop.
by LaffeyTaffy December 18, 2012
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Ethan Butcher

A lanky twat who thinks he is hard but could get knocked out by a 5 year old. He looks like callums corner ("my head is not a tic tac") but add a gay hairstyle to him
He also tends to say suck your mum a lot
by Owen.701 sc December 17, 2019
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freddy butcher

An underated creepypasta about a man who would eat his victims.
Person 1: Can i eat yo-
Person 2: The only man who can actually eat me is Freddy Butcher.
Person 1: Is he that hot?
Person 2: No literaly, he is a cannibal
by clearblood May 15, 2021
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crafty butcher

angling the meat towards the back chute
by sheeldzy March 22, 2004
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old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher

A cruder variation of old enough to bleed old enough to breed. The use of the word butcher over breed gives the whole phrase a double meaning (the reference being to abattoirs)
A: Wow, I'd give her the time!
B: She's too young...
A: You know what they say: old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher!
by Guy June 18, 2006
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The Kosher Butcher

The Kosher Butcher is the ultimate sexual experience in which begins with the aquisition of Kosher Hot Dogs. After the purchase is made the partner is found, remove clothing and engage in doggy style intercourse. With or without approval remove hot dogs from package and preceed to insert hot dogs in anal cavity one by one. Repeat this action until the female yelps "Oy Vey" and/or you run out of hot dogs. (Make sure you purchase good amount of hot dogs because it is rumored that the average female can go upwards of 12 hot dogs before she can even think of the phrase "Oy Vey"
John "The Kosher Butcher" Doe once kosher butchered a girl. While doing so the female was able to hold 15 hebrew national hot dogs before she yelped "Oy Vey"
by The Brown Goblin August 16, 2008
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Wooly Butcher

A gentleman who has a large amount of hair, especially in the pubic region.
"He was so hairy. A proper wooly butcher"

"I had a back, sack and crack cos i didn't want her to think i was a wooly butcher"
by theliarwithin April 20, 2009
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