Butcher the Hog

To beat your meat with a piece of sand paper with an auditory hog squeal on climax.
Dude, I caught La Darieus trying to butcher the hog in the bathroom.
by chickenboy January 10, 2018
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ass butcher

Someone who fucks an asshole until it is in tatters/ruined.
Someone who fucks (and ruins) a lot of asses.
"That guy made a mess of that ass".
"Yeah man, what an ass butcher".
by StinkERingpiece February 22, 2023
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Crafty butcher

A crafty butcher is a street term for a man who likes his meat delivered round the back door instead of the more conventional front passage that most deliveries of that nature are delivered and its not to avoid the taxman if you catch my drift!
A crafty butcher is a street term for a man that is sexually attracted to other men

In the pub.....

Sam: is that bloke alright?he keeps smiling at us
Luke: who him?,yea he's harmless he's a bit of a crafty butcher,likes his meat delivered round the back door
Sam: oh i see lol....likes extra pork with his two veg yea lol
by The chef of roast December 15, 2018
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Vegan Butcher

Boy, the rain really has done a number on these carrots, Jules! Let’s hope the Vegan Butcher can still hear their screams as he breaks them down.
by Mauro’s angels May 12, 2018
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STEPHEN BUTCHER

this is a way to say hello in acient mandalorian language
person 1: stephen butcher

person 2: stephen butcher to you to
by Johnny drip drip February 28, 2023
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Butcher Boys

A group of three alpha males who dominate the streets....they are also an emerging boy band.
‘Hey look it’s Noah, Callum and Charles
Person 2: ‘ you mean the Butcher Boys?’
by ButcherBoy2 January 01, 2020
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Butcher's Gust

Westcountry word for a pungeant, meaty, medium-rate fart.
"What the heck is that....did someone open a pack of ham?"

"No Clive, it's just a Butcher's Gust. Sorry mate."
by WillyCravemore September 30, 2020
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