Burglars Elbow

Like Fishermans Mouth, it is a horrific disease that claims the lives of hundreds of males every year.

Guy 1: Where the hell are Nick and Chris today?
Guy 2: Struck down with Burglars Elbow.
Guy 1: Damn. That sucks.

by SuperChris March 14, 2009

churpse burglar

Name given to your mate when they purposely get in the way of your attempt to get with or 'churpse' a girl. Also can be used as churpseburgald to show that the 'churpse burglar' has struck.

Dave is such a churpse burglar. He churpseburgald Ben so bad last night.

by lad7222 April 25, 2010

pussy burglar

When a boy sneaks into a girl's house late at night without the girl's parent's knowledge. Instead of going after valuables like an average cat burglar, he's only interested in the girl's pants.

Tim: Dude, where were you last night?

Rob: Sorry, my girl had a burglar.

Tim: What?

Rob: Don't worry, it was just a pussy burglar - me that is.

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Jill: Why didn't you call me back last night?

Courtney: Sorry, I had a pussy burglar.

Jill: Oh, so Rob came over, gotcha.

by Derrick. H. March 6, 2008

turd burglar

A person who reaches into another person's arse for fun or profit.

A corn-holing faggot.

Lionel is a perfect turd burglar.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

Back Door Burglar

One who performs in the act of anal sex. Usually refers to a gay man.

See those two guys holding hand? I bet they're back door burglars.

by DJM November 27, 2003

turd burglar

n. A tiny man who, at night, commits a breaking and entering into your buttocks and then into the turd bank to steal all the turds he can conceal in his mouth. He exits quietly and unnoticed.

Oh man! My lucky turd was stolen from my turd bank last night! Mr. Marley, the security guard, should have stayed later! That damn turd burglar!

by Gnome from the Town of Chirps December 30, 2008

burgered

A state of extreme and utter munt, usually whilst out clubbing or at trash-ons the following day.

"Fuck...im burgered"

by Ryan June 11, 2006