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Rio Buffet

the act of giving a blow job reversed while allowing the nut-sack to rest on the eyes.
man, my girl was complaining about not getting enough sleep, so i delt her a Rio Buffet to clear the bags from under her eyes!
by jackswift87 December 29, 2010
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Cuntry Buffet

An all-you-can-eat buffet-style restaurant chain where cunts are the main course.
Muff Diver 1: I saw this incredible advertisement in the paper. The Cuntry Buffet will be serving a smorgasbord of fishy smelling cunts. All you can eat.

Muff Diver 2: Wow man, count me in! I wonder if the delectables will be covered up by a G-string? First come, first serve.
by Ginny P. February 13, 2012
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Buffet Bowling

A bowler in cricket who is bowling deliveries that are easy to hit for runs. So named because in a buffet, you can take what you want in large amounts.
Batsman: "...so the other team brings on a buffet bowler so I smacked him for six sixes."
by umpirestrikesback February 23, 2005
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Country Kitchen Buffet Style

When you do her from behind, wrapping her legs around your waist like a belt, while she clings to her walker like motorcycle handlebars.
While you were at the movies I was really given it your Grandma Country Kitchen Buffet Style.
by Muffington P. Weathersby April 30, 2008
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buffet pants

clothing that would be worn when going to eat at a all you can eat buffet, the pants would have an elastic waistline for easy expansion of the abdomen area.
hey nathan lets put our buffet pants on and go to the the chinese restaraunt.
by jay duncan September 24, 2005
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buffet ball

A delivery in cricket that is so poor, the batsman scores runs off it very easily. Used a lot by Ian 'Beefy' Botham.
And it's Clegg to bowl to Butterworth*. Left arm spin, short ambling run up, and it's hit for six. Buffet ball, help yourself.

*After being told just to block, Butterworth walked off afting facing two balls, stumped for six.
by The Strut October 12, 2004
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