Anti-bitch Buffer

An amount of money paid to you which prevents you from bitching as you'd be thinking about not having it every time you got an itch to bitch. It could be being paid lots of money to do a sucky job.

Applies to any working environment

Tom: "I just can't BELIEVE THIS ISH!"
Ato: "What's the matter Now Tom?"
Tom: "Dude, I don't get paid enough to do this crap."
Ato: "Well, I told you Months ago to get yourself a job that pays that extra anti-bitch buffer i'nit?"
Tom: "*sigh*"

by vinmeister_xxi May 31, 2009

billow buffer

Someone that constantlly talks a lot of shit, but doesn't know what their saying.

Tom-I have a kia that is a 24 cylinder.

Bill- No you billow buffer thats a 24 valve.

by the corn squeezer June 26, 2010

Sex Buffer

when your friend is going out with another person, and they invite you along for the sole purpose of making sure the third person doesn't think it's a date.

in effect, your friend asks you to come along, just to defuse the sexual tension and make sure nothing happens without them having to verbally reject the other party.

note: Sex Buffers work best when you and the third party are of the same gender so they don't try to invite a 4th person to make this into a Forced Double Date

Guy 1: hey what did you do last night?
Guy 2: i went to the bar with that girl i was telling you about...
Guy 1: niiiice. did you hit it?
Guy 2: no! she brought her roommate as a sex buffer. he kept getting in between us and cockblocking me.

by Shaggo August 23, 2011

floor buffer

A modern term for anyone who performs oral sex on a woman, due mostly in part to the removal of pubic hair on sexually active females. Will usually refer to a lesbian.

Did you see that lesbian video?
Yah, talk about a floor buffer.

by Good Luck Chuck February 2, 2009

gay buffer

When you sit down somewhere (usually in a movie theater) and purposely leave an extra seat between you and a person of the same sex so as not to appear gay.

Dude, leave me a gay buffer! You are so close to me you're practically sucking my dick.

by tkearns December 8, 2002

Dr. Buffer

From "Alone" on the show "House MD", a janitor who pretends to be a doctor. He owns all, even YOU!

House: and this is my assistant, Dr. Buffer.

by MightyFreaksPwn October 1, 2008

skid buffer

A old or worn pair of underwear worn under a nice new pair to prevent skid marks on the new pair.

Example 1:
Yeah, I wear two pairs of underwear. One as a skid buffer.

Example 2:
Randy: What's up, Mike?
Mike: I've got the shits today.
Randy: You better use a skid buffer.
Mike: Good call.

by toothdecay April 17, 2010