red bumps

The resulting product that develops from a woman shaving her vaginal region for purposes of appealing to the male gender. Sometimes itchy, and always awkward but never contagious.

1. Lauren was going to fool around with Ray, but was skeptical because she didn't want him to see her awkward red bumps.
2. Do you have 17 red bumps like me?

by kaylauren October 28, 2005

Brumshkee

When a person puts his/her head in between the boobs (preferably large for the brumshkee to work right) and blows real hard and shakes his/her head in between the boobies to make a sort of fart noise.

Her boobs were huge so I gave her a BRUMSHKEE, flapping my cheeks in her cleavage.

by B February 22, 2004

Bumpst

Bumpst A word you say after you fart to let all the people around you know that you just farted

BUMPST!!! open the window i just bumpsted

by Jake Arch , Kev Ford August 8, 2007

purpose bumps

a pony tail with bumps of looser tied hair. usually when a girl spends an hour on her hair to make it look like she spent 30 seconds. acheive this look by putting your hair up when it's curly or when you have a perm.

that girl's hair looks cute with purpose bumps.

by TanaRenee September 6, 2006

joey bumps

noun-
Resultant of a passing joey, an inexperienced skier, who leaves strange derailing bumps, lips, and/or edges that disrupt the riding of boarders and/or other skiers.

1) Shit, I hate joey bumps.

2) Dude what happened back there? You ate it hard.

I know, god damn joey bumps.

by Kevin O'Such January 30, 2008

Sweater Bumps

A woman wearing a tight sweater, with decent sized boobs.

Damn look at her sweater bumps!

by Just Got Snipped February 17, 2010

hair bumps

Small bumps on the skin, resulting from shaving too closely or from dirt gettign into the skin

Look at the back of Shannons head it is riddled with hair bumps. You could play connect the dots back there.

by charles heston October 25, 2004