Brocession

A term used to describe the increased number of men laid off and becoming "house-husbands"

Dude, let's bro out on the xbox. We got so much free time now 'cause of the brocession.

Many working wives are tired of dealing with their husbands stranded at home because of the brocession.

by wutsgood May 19, 2010

bromeostasis

Embodies the qualities necessary in total bro fulfillment. Optimal and godly level of "bro." A sense of "broyalty."

Oh man, backwards Georgetown hat? Pink nantucket shorts? Natty in hand? That Fratty McBrewster keeps a perfect bromeostasis.

by Dyaln Phillips October 18, 2008

broceries

Essentials that dudes buy at stores (bro groceries.) Examples include beer, shaving cream, Sports Illustrated and condoms.

Dwight: "Where did Kurt go?"
Jon: "He went to pick up some broceries before the game."

by hack314 September 30, 2007

brocton

A town in western New York. Actually, a village, it's too small to be a town. It is populated by trailer parks and one gas station. People inhabiting this village will most likely work at said gas station, or are a drug dealer.
This town will rarely be found on a map. Surrounding towns are Portland, Westfield, Dunkirk, and Fredonia. There is one road traveling through the town itself and while traveling on this one mile of road, you will see the whole town. Located on this road you'll find the previously mentioned gas station, a school, and a row of decrepit houses.
Population is about 84.

"I'm from Brocton, New York."
"Where?"
"...Buffalo."

by k528 November 27, 2011

burnt broccoli

the classification of a fart that smells horrible and closley resembles the smell of hot broccoli sometimes making you want to throw up.

dude i just made burnt broccoli, it smells like dead baby! take a wiff!

by filly fart a bunch October 11, 2006

Broceptionist

A man receptionist.

Bro 1: I heard Ralph got a job at UBS.

Bro 2: Really?

Bro 1: Ya, but he's a Broceptionist though..

Bro 2: Ooh that sucks donkey balls. I hate Ralph.

by Sandy Manhammer March 2, 2009

Broccoli headass

Some dude (probably named De'von) who's curly, greasy, hair resembles that of a broccoli.

Yo that dude is 100% a broccoli headass.

by RuthleSS Chaos August 21, 2017