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A town in western New York. Actually, a village, it's too small to be a town. It is populated by trailer parks and one gas station. People inhabiting this village will most likely work at said gas station, or are a drug dealer.
This town will rarely be found on a map. Surrounding towns are Portland, Westfield, Dunkirk, and Fredonia. There is one road traveling through the town itself and while traveling on this one mile of road, you will see the whole town. Located on this road you'll find the previously mentioned gas station, a school, and a row of decrepit houses.
Population is about 84.
"I'm from Brocton, New York."
"Where?"
"...Buffalo."
brocton by k528 November 27, 2011
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Brocton is a dude who can be annoying as fuck at times. He may not get you and he may do things that piss you off. This is a guy who can make anyone laugh. He's definitely smart and loves to crack a joke any chance he gets.
Police: Can you identify yourself, sir?

Brocton: Yeah, *pulls out mirror* it's me.
Brocton by Harley Nobody June 5, 2016
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Brocton is a place where everyone know's your business.
Tommy and Lara live 5 miles apart in Brocton yet Tommy know's Lara has her period.
Brocton by Springlover420 October 18, 2008
a very small town in Illinois, rarely heard of by the average human. characterized by teenagers who think they're cool. the people who live in the country of brocton are rumored to be way cooler.
I saw that kid that dropped out of highschool in Brocton last night hangin out in front of the store. I wish the cooler kids lived in Brocton.
Brocton by Gemma Later October 27, 2008
Is the same as "brother complex", a adjective used in japan to determine a girl that likes her brother.
You're in love with your brother? You are a Brocon!
Brocon by Tojara Dark November 13, 2009

Broconut 

This is the type of friendship that is formed between two bros. One bro must be Hispanic and the other Caucasian. This is a special friendship of brown and white, similar to that of a coconut, to make the world a better place.
Brooke: "You and Jeff have a special type of bromance going on don't you?"

Adrian: "We have something better, Jeff is my broconut ! "

Jeff: "I'm confused, but I like it!"
Broconut by UNC Alpha Bro June 12, 2013

Brockton Mouthwash 

This is a common drink in dive bars in Massachusetts, consisting of Dr. McGillicuddy's on the rocks in a plastic cup.

This is a reference to Brockton Mass, a hardscrabble town that has a fondness for bottom shelf liquor because it is cheap and effective.
Bartender: “What’l it be?”
Dive Bar Dweller: “Give me the Brockton mouthwash.”
Brockton Mouthwash by LCAlum April 4, 2019