britney spears 

a women that is only hot in, music videos, album covers, concerts and interviews, in real life she is sadly a plump ugly pig.

John: "I jerked off to britney spears' im a salve 4 u last night!
Tom: "Ya well I threw up all over my self when i saw her pictures in the tabloids!"

britney spears by diseased sheep August 25, 2005

britney spears 

Generic term for talentless yet popular celebrity, musician, actor, actress etc. Especially applies to talentless persons bouncing between "acting" and "singing".

David Hasselhoff is even more britney spears than Britney Spears.

britney spears by (_._) March 9, 2005

britney spears 

A performer of pop music.

Britney Spears recently released a new album.

britney spears by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

britney spears 

a rather idiotic blond pop star without a shred of talent, and who is responsible for millions of pre-teen skanks. despite her marked lack of talent, she still attempts to make a "comeback".

Thanks, Britney Spears, for turning my 12-year old daughter into a slut through your music.

britney spears by crgtothepcr November 8, 2007

Britney Spears 

Some cuntish poser pop star whore that

1) Promotes bad things like alcoholism, smoking, and all other negative influences to young preppy girls.
2) Can't sing for shit because she lip sings and doesn't even write her own lyrics.
3) Got married for FIFTY FIVE FUCKING HOURS! Jesus, I could hold a relationship better than that!

Britney Spears is a whore that should get AIDS and die for the sake of mankind itself.

Britney Spears by A2P September 6, 2005

britney spears 

One of the Greatest American Pop icons. Born in Lousiana, she has used her talents to rise out of general anonymity. Famous for live performance of pop music. When it comes to dancing, few of her peers are her equal. She is admired by those who see her talents and hated by others because of jealousy. A really strong icon who has held her head high in the face of general ignorance and prejudice.

Everyone faces crises in their lives...it is interesting to note that all of Britney Spears' detractors tend to attack when one is most vulnerable.

Paparazzi: "Follow her! It's Britney Spears!! Let's catch her slipping up....big cash!!!"

Anonymous bystander: "Live your life and let her live hers!!......(quietly) and get yourself a real job, parasite."

britney spears by MstaDobalina December 25, 2008

britney spears 

Britney is a motherfucking SLUT! She is a bitch that hates her fans, the fuckwits that actually like her (satan knows WHY the fuck!?!) and she treats them like shit! this has to fucking stop!! She is a ... words cannot describe her inadecquency....she should suck Marilyn Mansons cock fulltime!! She cannot sing and i pity anyone that likes her ... breed of shallow music, i mean, can YOU relate to the lyrics of : I Love Rock And Roll? She wouldn't have a clue what the fuck rock and roll was if it wasn't for the blessed race that constantly has to remind her... I will now take this oppurtinity to remind you that I possess freedom of speech. Thank You For Your Time.

Britney is a motherfucking SLUT!

britney spears by Marissa. February 27, 2005