Breathing

A bullshit thing that we need to survive.

Why the hell do we to breathe. I know Breathing sucks.

by PersonWhoCantBreath June 20, 2020

Breaking Dawn

1) The new standard of epic fail in "literature."
2) The 4th and most dreadfully awful book of the Twilight Series by Stephanie Meyer.
Plot summary, read it and laugh...
Bella "Sue" Swan and Edward "Stu" Cullen get married. Their honeymoon consists of Bella having violent "blackout" sex with Edward, liking it and beging for more. Bella gets pregnant.
(Oh, and totally disregard the rules of biology. ie the fact that Edward has no blood, and blood is necessary for sex and the fact that he has icy cold skin, and thus he wouldn't be able to incubate sperm. Stephanie Meyer won't answer this question, instead she will accuse YOU of having a dirty mind. Also totally disregard the fact that traditionally, vampires are not able to make babies. Stephanie Meyer's vampires are "speshul" and "unike" and they sparkle in the sunlight!) Some random crap happens that I don't really care about...Then follows a intensely graphic child-birthing scene. (not recommended reading for those sensitive to blood and gore) Bella names her kid "Renesme" and Jacob, the werewolf who used to compete w/ Edward for Bella's affection, "imprints" on her (meaning he has a case of paedophilia), Renesme gets betrothed to Jacob. Then there is this huge rising climax and the Cullens and the Volturi get ready to fight and, NOTHING HAPPENS! They live happily ever after. The end.

It is no surprise that this book has turned many former Twilight fans against the series. But what really surprises me is why they liked the series in the first place.

People who like Breaking Dawn or the Twilight Series should think twice about the shit they are feeding their brain.

by The-Alternative-To-Idiocy March 21, 2010

breaking someone's heart

Breaking someone's heart is the hardest thing you will ever have to do. You have to live with the worst pain, remembering every second, the memories you had with that person and not understanding how you can hurt someone you cared so much about. Even the thought of them makes you sad. You make yourself feel pain because you feel like you deserve it. But you really do deserve it. Sometimes you just break down crying thinking about the pain you put them through. You can never take it back or change anything, and that's the worst part. You regret having those feelings for another person, making yourself hurt the one you were with before, and breaking there heart. You wish that you were the one getting your heart broken, not them, because you cant live with yourself now. You just wish you could take back where you went wrong.

dang, breaking someone's heart sucks.

by mandapanda21 April 19, 2009

breadbin

people making fun of "bredrin"

what is up my breadbin, be you hanging in thy hood?

by michael January 24, 2004

breaking benjamin

A great nu metal band formed by Ben Burnley. This is a little known fact about Breaking Benjamin, but Ben Burnley used to perform at coffee houses playing covers of songs by other bands to earn money.

The day has come to an end
The sun is over my head
My Polyamorous friend
caught me in a mass of trouble again
-Polyamorous

by Truth April 4, 2005

Breaking Him up

A New York term for beating the absolute shit of someone

If he comes outside I’m breaking him up

by ImTae July 19, 2019

Breaking the ice

The act of risking your life for the sake of one stupid, horribly delivered pickup line.

*goes skating on frozen lake*
*skates next to crush and starts stomping on ice*

You: "Ask me what I'm doing"
Crush: "What are you doing?"
You: "I'm breaking the ice"

*silence*

Crush: "Oh yeah baby take me right now"

*you both fucking die*

by breadakita February 10, 2021