Mārtiņš Brants

One of the Most retarded niggas alive. Once tried to rape his sister. Also has a micropenis

Aww fuck , i have to listen to Mārtiņš Brants again

by BruhCheck November 6, 2019

Bronus

The desired addition of a bro.

Chad: I just texted Derek
Devin: is he coming over?
Chad: on his way, bro
Devin: Bronus!

by craycarl January 6, 2015

Branson

To receive a gay sex act of oral or hand releif from a recently married man.

"look at him he's itching for a branson"

by gmagic May 15, 2006

National Fuck Branson Day

National Fuck Branson Day is a day where you fuck a guy named Branson on 01/22.

It's National Fuck Branson Day today. Guess I'm gonna rape him!

by Xxpussyslayer45 January 22, 2019

Blanus

the result of too much homosexual but f*cking. It derives from "beeding anus".

Steve: "owwww stop Mick you'll give me a blanus!!!"
Mick: "That was the general idea..."

by Sharon June 30, 2003

Branston FC

A quality side in the Hardy Signs Division 2. They are currently in the semi-final for the McDonalds junior cup. After being recently relegated from division 1, they currently sit in 6th position. Their record home win is 10-2 against Uttoxeter and their record away win is 10-2 against Woodville. Their key players are Jake Barker in defensive midfield, Aidan Stephenson in central defence, Max Bishop in central midfield, Krakendinho on the left wing and Oliver Hickman as chief benchwarmer.

And it's Branston FC, Branston FC! We're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen!

by MarshallBrigade February 14, 2014

Branese

A baby having a Chinese father and a Brazilian mother, therefore being being of both Brazilian and Chinese heritage.

Olaf: "Did you hear that Chris and Leticia are having a baby?"
George: "Yeah! Dude, their baby will be Branese!"
Olaf: "BADASS!"

by Swede1984 January 26, 2011