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boozapalooza

1. A party or large gathering involving copious amounts of hard liquor, spody, jello shots, and other forms of spirits, that is held to encourage men to act like drunken apes. Women are encouraged to take their clothes off and/or get into cat fights, but preferably both.

2. A common fraternity hazing practice that usually precedes the ritual fucking of the sheep and homo-erotic spanking sessions.
1. "Hey, remember that giant fucking barrel of rum I stole for the party we had under the water tower? I can't believe we finished that! Mike shit his pants, Crystal lit Tammy's hair on fire, Gary drank a beer that I pissed in, Mandy got tag-teamed in Deuster's van, and Carl passed out taking a dump so we drew a cock on his forehead! That was a real boozapalooza!"

2. Frat brother Timmy: Yeah, let's make these freshman fuckwads do a boozapalooza. We'll lock them in the basement with a half-gallon each and if they're not done within 20 minutes, we'll go in there and fuck them in the ass!

Frat brother Terry: Good idea, Timmy, and I'll be sure to grab some lube. No freshman ever wins the boozapalooza!
by smbbms January 1, 2009
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Concomitant Bozack

The Concomitant Bozack Position is a stance on homosexuality defined by the following:

Two individual males are only to be considered homosexual if their scrota contact in such a fashion as to permit the transference of sweat.

Colloquially known as the "balls are touching" stance.
"Dude, your balls touched! You're gay!"

"No. Under the Concomitant Bozack Position, since my sack was wrapped in saran, no ballsweat passed. I am safe."
by BGre December 13, 2007
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bozac

(1) Apparently a form of "Druid Diallect" which refers to a man's ball sac

(2) Man girl, you ain't got no bozac
"Does anyone in the GWF have the BOZAC to step up to Druid's challenge"

"LOL Bozac, my little brother says that"
by J2k3 March 24, 2003
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Bonzai

It is actually a miniature tree type.But in Turkey it is a weed type.They sell it in ghettos.It has so much chemicals and can make you die.Be careful.
Bro i think they are high.High on bonzai.
by ramonathequeen May 11, 2016
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boxmaster

Noun

One who is highly trained in the art of pleasing a woman through excessive touching in the genital region.
Ex.

Gena- DAAAAAAAAAMN Craig is a MACHINE in the boudoir.
Candy (dreamily) - ya he's a true boxmaster.
by Box March 29, 2005
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Bonzai skiing

Skiing when there isn't enough snow. Small tree, pine tree and plant tops (which look just like bonzai's) become apparent together with rocks. Generally bonzai skiing designates uggly snow skiing conditions.
Jim: How was the snow skiing last week?
Buddy: Very bad. Few snow, plenty of plants and rocks. Guess we had our share of Bonzai skiing.
by Frankitou January 10, 2012
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boxcar willie

1 - A hobo that frequents the trains and requires someone to wash his feet all the time. Like the dude in the simpsons during that one episode.

2 - Old musician dude with good tunes
1 - Boxcar willie has been riding the trains for 20 years, and still hasn't had a decent shower

2 - Oh man, these old Boxcar Willie 8-tracks are teh rox0r
by 4dimensional September 2, 2004
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