Hangover Boner

when your boyfriend/husband has a giant erection the day after a long night of drinking.

Mike has a hangover boner again. He was out until 4am last night getting drunk with his friends.

by Jmic May 28, 2017

mf boner

Trully outstanding words made by one of all time great minds - lil purpp.
Smokepurpp (lil water invasion) himself stated how it was one of his most emotional pieces he ever done.
The way he switches from "im a mf boner" to "im a mf stoner" shows delusional people that purpp is always strapped on (in every single way) even tho when hes high as giraffee ass.

You can either be a mf boner or a mf stoner if u aint on purpps level yet
in case u are, combination of both in the limelight could be very dangerous.

by Zissler March 19, 2021

with a boner

a reply to just about any statement for humor or to loosen up an intense situation.

1.bob: I drunk coffee this morning

chuck: with a boner

2.tanner: I swear I am about to punch you in the face

random guy in the background: with a boner

tanner: (chuckles)...never mind

by the trevmeister November 15, 2011

Boner Chute

the aisle in the grocery store where all the cleb magazines and whatnot are. Called the boner chute because its the place where you are most likely to get a boner while in grocery store.

Christian: Dude, i just went to the store to buy some condoms and lube today.
Erik: ......and?
christian: i got stuck in the boner chute while waiting to pay for them for like 15 minutes...
Erik: That sucks!

by Snipshow777xX September 30, 2010

Boner Paradox

When you've pulled an all-nighter and during the morning hours you discover you have have morning wood despite never having slept and woke up with it.

I just stayed up all night watching girls gone wild and now I got a serious boner paradox going on.

by hsuR June 18, 2011

pro-boner

Doing something that seems charitable or altruistic, but is in fact done with the hope it will increase your chances of getting laid.

"John, you going to help at the charity auction?"

"Is Shelly going to be there?"

"Yeah."

"I could help out on a pro-boner basis."

by Pope Vicious I September 4, 2011

Super Boner

A condition where your penis becomes excessively swollen with blood during an erection. Signs of a super boner include: Pain, extra rigidity, increased shaft length and the inability to ejaculate. It has been rumored that the super boner increases stamina as well, but this has yet to be confirmed.

She gave me a super boner so bad it wouldn't go away all night. I still hurt bro.

by Lil_Buddy December 2, 2009