Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion

When you put an unopened umbrella in a man's urethra and, once it is firmly in place, you open up the umbrella.

Guy 1: Bro, my dick hurts so bad.

Guy 2: Why, what happened last night?

Guy 1: Sarah gave me a Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion and now my dick looks like the Sarlacc Pit.

by djmagicb2002 January 28, 2020

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bloomingdale high school

A high school in Florida where everyone is a cry baby or complain about everything or even think their better then everyone

Bloomingdale High School is a rated 8 school

by LM da Bum September 5, 2017

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fag blooming

when numerous guys start acting really gay all of the sudden. or acting more gay than before

omg whats up with all these guys being increasingly gay and creepy?! what is it like fag blooming season or something?

by MIA69 November 22, 2011

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1. The capital city of the Free State province in South Africa, also considered the stronghold of English-resisting, traditional Afrikaners. Afrikaans music and sosaties abound here. Not for the faint-hearted.

John: Hey dude, why is Piet dressed in khaki shorts and a two-tone shirt?

Paul: Dude, he's from Bloemfontein.

by Silversword April 17, 2011

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bloomers

Athletic underpants worn by cheerleaders (and others, such as dancers and tennis players) underneath their skirts to cover their panties. Bloomers come in a wide variety of colors to match the rest of the uniform. They usually come in one of two styles--regular briefs (with a high-cut leg opening) or boy-cut briefs. Some cheer squads like to show their spirit by wearing sparkly bloomers or bloomers with some type of logo imprinted on the butt. Bloomers are also called spankies, lolipops, briefs, or tights.

As the cheerleader leaned over to pick up her pom-poms, she accidentally flashed her bloomers to the crowd.

by Dana G. April 23, 2006

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