Poon-blockage

Tampon

DUDE 1: I tried banging this chick but she had her poon-blockage in.

by blahblahface February 20, 2009

Boner blockade

The result of a disgusting act or acts of the opposite or same sex that is so apalling that a boner is lost. Often these vile acts crescendo into the blockade.

Thank god Kate wasn't smoking cigars and drinking hard whiskey. This would've left Jared with a boner blockade to contend with.

by Rockkickass November 5, 2014

Brown blockade

When a man is taking a shit, but the shit gets stuck in his ass hair, causing a buildup of shit stuck between the ass hair and the anus.

God damnit! I have a brown blockade! There’s too much shit stuck in my ass!

by Elitethotpatrol May 7, 2018

Collateral blockage

When you piss off a user on social media enough that every one in the thread that agrees with you is blocked.

Everyone that 'liked' my reply became collateral blockage.

by Mr. Grime February 21, 2020

Cock Blockage

The blockage of your cock when your girlfriend doesn't want to have sex but you whip it out anyway to try to change her mind

Sam: Wanna Have Sex?
Julia: No Not Today
Sam *whips out cock* how about now
Julia: Ewww no your cock is tiny
That Is Cock Blockage

by TacoFN March 29, 2020

Cockade Blockade

An event in which multiple people attempt or have successfully prevented a certain male/female from having sexual relations with the person he/she is trying to do so with.

"Yo James, ya boys are tryna get in the way of me watching ChavezzSlovakia and chill with Cynthia. What do I do?"
"Bro, don't let those lame dudes put you in a cockade blockade. Do your thing and keep flossing."

by Johnny Mercury Grand Marquis September 1, 2020

anal blockade

Blocking the anus of someone and not letting anything pass through, while forcing other things out of the person (e.g. shit, from the mouth or the nose as there isn't any alternate path for the shit to go out.

James couldn't get the last piece of shit out of his anus, so he went through the night with anal blockade.

by Trxllxd May 29, 2022