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slam blasted

Making a scene about, ridiculing, blasting at someone about losing in the game of life. To deny someone or make fun of them reminding them of there failures.

Looking at only the things someone does wrong not at anything they have done right. Condemning. Judging with self righteous volume. to publicly humiliate.
He slam blasted her in the store for missing an eight hundred dollar payment even after she had already paid most of it and had given him thousands in gifts. He made a scene about it and made it sound as if she had never paid for anything at all.
by mypart November 7, 2012
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blasted

A term used to describe something in a dreadful situation.
Today was sucha blasted day.

Oh Blasted! I lost my wallet.

OH BLASTED!
by KINGSHENCE August 1, 2009
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Get Blasted

smoke laced weed. Back in the day all the young homies on the block smoked weed laced with pcp.
I'm bout to go get blasted on that shit Pedro has. We bou to get stupid dumb.
by NDNpimptress January 14, 2007
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blasted

Redness or irritant of the eyes after doing drugs, usually weed.
hey your eyes are blasted buddy, you better find some clear eyes before your mom picks you up
by TFS October 10, 2005
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dingleberry blasted

When someone farts on your face and poop shoots out.
Your mom's been dingleberry blasted!
by cody remmick December 9, 2008
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Broccoli Blasted

When at a party, your friend passes out from having to much to drink and you then proceed to place broccoli or other assorted fruits or vegetables on top of them to leave them waking up wildly confused.
jake:dude you were gone last night
brandon: ya i woke up with fruit and shit all over me
jake: haha that was svenny. you got broccoli blasted bro.
by piggymcoink March 18, 2011
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Finger-blasted

To pump your fingers in and out of a vagina and/or ass hole. Usually drawing blood and urin during female ejaculation.
"Did you fuck her"? "No. She just got Finger-blasted"
by What a Jock! August 24, 2014
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