Black Plague Friday

A buying event larger than Black Friday,

This marks the day after a President of a Country shuts traveling borders to Europe sparking of a prepper buying frenzies.

First things to go are:

* Hand Sanitizers
* Toilet Paper
* Face Masks
* Canned goods

Did you see the line at the grocery store this morning? It was a new kind of Black-Friday, "Black Plague Friday".

by Bobby Peach March 13, 2020

Black dick friday

The only day of the week, (Friday), that your black lover can come give you some dick because you're the "side piece".

" Thank goodness today is black dick Friday. I've been waiting all week to get some of that dick"

by Sn○W☆BuNN¥ October 28, 2022

being black on a Friday night

A crime on which cops have seriously cracked down over the years. The sentence is usually a beating with nightsticks and a night in jail. The perpetrator is usually released the next morning since it's only a misdemeanor. (don't take this seriously kids, I'm not racist, it's satire)

Jamal and Rashawn had a killer craving for Krispy Kremes, but they knew they'd better stay away from the store if they didn't want to get the shit beat out of them and get booked for being black on a Friday night.

by Nick D July 19, 2004

Black Friday

Black Friday is US holiday after Thanksgiving where corporations hold arena combat competitions in exchange for prizes, such as discounted TVs or children.

The way these work is prizes are piled up in the center of an arena and US consumers fight each other to the death until the appropriate ratio of prizes to victors is acheived.

Its customary for the winners to take the belongings, spouse, and children of those they slay in Black Friday festivities.

Becca won herself a television at 50% off and three newly orphaned children from contestants she dispatched in the most recent Black Friday event.

by Thurgalicious November 24, 2025

Blacked Friday

Derived from the famous genre of pornography, "blacked friday" is a day NSFW artists and content-creators (not usually themed for such content) set aside for creating interracial content, most-commonly featuring white women with black men.

I'm so glad this artist does blacked fridays... It's all I can goon to anymore!

by i-like2watch November 21, 2023

Black boy friday

We celebrating black boy friday !!!!! Sexy black boys !!!!

yo u celebrating black boy friday?
Yes I am

by cookinsumchicken June 5, 2019

Black Friday

A day in flight attendant initial class when you take an exam and someone is excused at random. This usually takes place when the class breaks for lunch and upon your return, there is a classmate missing.

Hey Karen, good luck on the test today. Thanks Susan. I’ll need it. It’s also Black Friday.

by Gert Barr April 20, 2021