Island Beater

A car in Hawaii that you get for cheap,most likely due to your other car payment being too high or not being able to afford gas on your “expensive car”.

“Lunsford, how much did you buy that island beater for?”

“I bought this hooptie for $200.”

by YoUSAHOE November 26, 2019

ribcage beater

The king of beating ribcages with items including but not limited to: metal pipes, yardsticks, a frozen bag of sardines, Remington 500 pistolwhip style, rebar, 35 year old loaf of bread, nutsock filled with pennies, astolfo figurine, rgb keyboard, a small dog, etc.

Nerd: "Please stop hitting my ribcage with a metal pipe"

Ribcagebeater420,King of ribcage beating: "The ribcage beater is not yet satisfied"

by Ribcage beater 420 August 8, 2023

grubby dick beaters

A term used to describe the unwashed hands of an adolescent male.

HEY!! Get your grubby dick beaters off my burger!

by Mr_Shlaapu April 20, 2018

night-beater

one who beateth the meateth in the late hours due to loneliness and the balls of blue,

there was a reported night-beater reported at the boro during the year of our lord, allan murphy.

by Allan Murphy June 12, 2008

cheek beater

When you put a lot of makeup on your cheecks

Wow kelseys such a cheek beater

by Osbcashvill March 19, 2017

wife-beater

The muscle t-shirt that guys wear under their real shirts.

James is wearing a white wife-beater

by Guppie January 22, 2004

Vagina Beater

A man who knows how to fuck the hell out of pussy.

Peter is an excellent Vagina Beater. He made Kim not able to walk for two weeks

by TAKimble May 27, 2010