bellendrical

To be as a bellend is

your being bellendrical you bellend!

by Big Worm September 8, 2003

tuna blender

a gay guy

Better wear a pie plate on your ass around that tuna blender

by bob January 12, 2004

bellend

A device built in to a geezers spunk trunk to stop his hand flying off the end whilst getting "pointey toed".

johnathon beeching has a bellend so tiny his hand always flies off explaining his black eye the other day.

by nathan bangstick October 16, 2003

Bellenger

This is the surname of a high status entity. Anyone with this surname is rich and probably loaded with money. The dynasty of the Bellneger's are from a massive castle located in England and are actually with the blood of vampires. The are the rivaling famaily of the zombie people.

That Zach BELLENGER is a noble man who owns me on his farm. He pays for me and my family to exist and only asks that we kneel beofre him every time he walks past us.

by Supreme Sir Lord Jamie July 5, 2012

Bellend Squad

A group of morons that have little to do with their lives other than threaten people over Facebook.

Chav 1: You best watch yurr back coz bellend squad is gonna get ya ygm.
Chav 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

by Heanorboy June 22, 2011

Bellend trumpet

The release of air from the inflated skin on the end of a penis when blown up.

The colliery band will be pleased with my trumpet, on your knees and give it some puff, this bellend trumpet will be the best horn of all time...

by Micky Willy January 19, 2014

bellend buster

Hitting or crushing an unsuspecting bellend, or willy, with a large object to cause comparable, or greater, pain to a sack tap.

Guy 1: Ouch! WHAT THE HELL?
Guy 2: Ha, got ya! That's called a sack tap.
Guy 1: You got my bloody dick!
Guy 2: Oh, well we'll call that a bellend buster.

Guy 1: F you! *crouching in pain*

by voss4life June 27, 2015