When PBS runs a pledge drive. Frequent, long, yet amazingly poorly produced commercial begging "Viewers Like You" to join PBS and receive incentive gifts.
"Dang, why do they always run begammercials during Fawlty Towers, and never I, Claudius?"
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Ma: 'What's on TV'?
Pa: "Choice between an infomercial, and a begammercial"
Ma: 'Gag me'
Pa: 'We can do that, too"!
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Ma: 'What's on TV'?
Pa: "Choice between an infomercial, and a begammercial"
Ma: 'Gag me'
Pa: 'We can do that, too"!
by MadDave September 26, 2011
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1) to be jizzed on.
A male ejaculates on a female, usually after sex. It can also happen to a male, who is jizzed on by another male (or even himself).
2) Used to describe sex when teachers or other authority members are around. The teacher/authority member will think they misheard "became."
A male ejaculates on a female, usually after sex. It can also happen to a male, who is jizzed on by another male (or even himself).
2) Used to describe sex when teachers or other authority members are around. The teacher/authority member will think they misheard "became."
Example One:
Emily: Hey girl! What happened last night?!? You and Nathan left right after the party! everyone was talking...
Allison: Haha well I don't want to say much, but I was becummed :)
Emily: OMG! ur so lucky! hes a hottie...
Allison: I know, he tastes good too
Example two:
Bill: Yo Nick, whatever happened to you and yo girl last night?
Nick: oh dude, she was amazing! I totally becummed her.
Bill: Nice, she's tight.
Emily: Hey girl! What happened last night?!? You and Nathan left right after the party! everyone was talking...
Allison: Haha well I don't want to say much, but I was becummed :)
Emily: OMG! ur so lucky! hes a hottie...
Allison: I know, he tastes good too
Example two:
Bill: Yo Nick, whatever happened to you and yo girl last night?
Nick: oh dude, she was amazing! I totally becummed her.
Bill: Nice, she's tight.
by Yo moommma is good in bed December 2, 2009
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Last night, I saw my gay neighbors fucking and when they were done ass pounding each other, the one dude beguzzled the other dude.
by Elias Shim Teaze min Belad Zeit wa Zater April 22, 2008
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a term describing a state of being by which you stay in trouble all the time for things that you actually do but choose to lie about even when confronted with hard evidence and eye witnesses.
I am so beaumiller I totally busted an entire thing of white out against a wall everyone saw me do it and I am still denying it!
Yeah i stole the phone from the box for solider and everyone knows it but I am beaumiller enough to still deny it!! whats up player!!
Yeah i stole the phone from the box for solider and everyone knows it but I am beaumiller enough to still deny it!! whats up player!!
by A person who knows the truth! December 18, 2009
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