chicks before sticks

1. female version of bros before hoes
2. like chicks before dicks, but cleaner

"sticks" could be a synonym for dicks / penis

or the act of the vagina being stuck by a penis

Leave him hanging girl, you know it should be chicks before sticks!

by Cloudowner9 July 15, 2011

Pals Before Gals

The Christian version of Bros Before Hos.

Luke: I think I'm gonna take Bernice to that Hawk Nelson concert tomorrow...

Jonah: Brother! We're supposed to try and win the Soapbox race at the Blueberry Festival, 3 years in a row! Come on brother! Pals before Gals!

by slicedalone July 7, 2010

Ovaries Before Brovaries

Like the term "chicks before dicks," only better.

I was gonna ask him to the dance, but since my best friend likes him too, I decided ovaries before brovaries.

by gnadeislehctumblrcom October 7, 2011

In before

In before is a term used to predict karma, it really only makes sense to people that use the term

Person 1: I’ve studied a lot, I’m expecting an A
Person 2: In before you fail
Person 1: *fails the test*

by (((h))) June 17, 2018

Rails Before Pails

The Hamsteak (homestuck) version of 'Bros before Hoes' using troll romance terms. Rails = Moirails, basically best friends. Trolls are said to use buckets to reproduce, hence the 'pails'.

Don't do this to me man! Rails before pails, we were supposed to hang out tonight!

by Failboat Fred October 4, 2011

The Before Time

'The Before Time' is now used to reference the era proceeding the virus apocalypse of 2020.

While commonly believed to originate from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, this is a classic Mandela Effect misperception of history. No video exists of any character in the film ever using that phrase.

Rather, South Park Season 4, episode 16 parodies Beyond Thunderdome, and is the true origin of the saying.

In The Before Time we had an actual society. Jobs, parties, sports, schools, and other public gatherings were once normal and common.

by 5PercentRainMan July 5, 2020

Land Before Time Status

A series of impossibly bad events one after the other. Based on the popular movie, "The Land Before Time". In it, the young dinosaur Little Foot, is victim to a chain of horrible events like being attacked by a T-Rex, witnessing an earthquake, watching his mother die, being separated from his only family, going on the biggest journey of his life without adults or anyone to protect him and being attacked by that same T-Rex twice more.

Friend A: "Dude, I got pulled over for speeding today, then the cop arrested me for holding my friend's pot, then my girlfriend dumped me for missing our date while I was in jail."
Friend B: "Sorry man, that's Land Before Time Status."

by dinoSOAR? August 30, 2010