Fur-bearing trout

A fearsome critter that supposedly lives in Montana that resembles a trout, yet nests in trees and is covered in fur. Its fur is purportedly very fine, and thus extremely valuable.

Woah! That fur-bearing trout is even cooller than the jackelope I saw earlier!

by Knighshade July 11, 2004

Not Entirely Load Bearing

Any plan, concept or idea that is doomed, from the start, to catastrophic failure, usually due to a complete lack of skill and/or knowledge on the part of the planner.

See also "NELB"

Origins:
Bob: Hey John, why are you staring at that wall?

John: I was thinking we could knock it down to make this room bigger.
Bob: But what about the floor upstairs? Won't it fall down? That's a load bearing wall...
John: Well, it's not entirely load bearing.

Usage:
Chip: "Facebook changed again and it sucks!"
Patricia: "Yeah, Facebook's new redesign is not entirely load bearing."

by NELBtastic February 9, 2010

bettering

something said on the phone to me and I was convinced that it WAS a word.... and now it is.

I love you Kyle

he was bettering the butter

by Lisa August 12, 2004

Yogi Bearing

The act of sneaking into someone's house, usually at night, through their backyard and stealing their booze. This can be done to a specific person you know, or be done house to house in a neighborhood.

"Dude, we're out of booze. Let's go Yogi Bearing around the neighborhood."

by Victor the Virile April 8, 2009

beaverage

Early cenozoic era during which mammals such as beavers started appearing

When did squirrels evolove? I believe it was in the mid cenozoic era, immediately following the beaverage

by rabbitguy August 1, 2009

beaveriffic

to have relations with donkeys

Quit being beaveriffic with that donkey, sweaty little whore.

by Michael and Joelle April 5, 2003

bearing a child

when a guy is preforming anal intercourse and when he pulls out his wiener a poop nugget falls out (resembling after birth).

lisa has beared a child many a time.

by sab dad June 19, 2004