Dog Beatin’

Another name for male masturbation. Jerking off. Wanking. Beating off. Stroking. Rubbing one out.

My roomie is in his room dog beatin’.

I like to do a little dog beatin’ when I take a shit.

I like to look at lady boy porn while I’m dog beatin’.

It was along night of dog beatin’. My cock is sore.

by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018

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Secondary Beating

Masturbating vigorously for a second time right after busting one nut just wasn’t enough.

Sean didn’t even wipe his nut off his chest before he commenced a secondary beating.

My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.

by Dick Onchin August 20, 2021

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needs a beating

v. Phrase; to express the desire to bludgeon a person or thing due to its annoying or undesirable nature

Bob-Dude, my brother shit in my oatmeal this morning.
Bill-WTF man? He needs a beating

or

Glenn Beck just needs a beating

by Jyizzle024 March 12, 2010

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Beating the Game on Legendary

Playing a video game while getting one or more blowjobs (enough to span the entire time of the game), and winning the game.

Man #1: I can't believe we won every game tonight!
Man #2: Yeah, I even got the beating the game on legendary achievement!
Man #1: But we weren't playing Halo...
Man #2: I know!

by sarahsaurus September 27, 2010

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Cry-Beating

Using you Tear drops as personal Lubricant.

Man, I just caught Josh Cry-Beating!!!

by TinyWilson February 4, 2010

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beating

1) A chick who has a high maintenance/better-than-you attitude and acts like you aren't worth her time; 2) a chick who nags and is controlling in a relationship

origin: San Diego

dude, that chick is such a beating. she won't let John come to the movies with us because she thinks he'll go pickin up on other girls

OR

sheesh, that chick is a beating, she thinks she's better than everyone else

by Brandon April 4, 2005

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