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Battlefield: Bad Company 3

A rumored game in the Battlefield series of FPS games that will never exist because Call of Duty is the best FPS ever. Of All Time.

But Halo's good, two.
Dude 1: Hey, you heard about Battlefield: Bad Company 3?
Dude 2: You mean that Battlefield game that will never come to reality to to EA shutting down Dice in the next few years?
Dude 1: Where did you get that from?
Dude 2: Thought of from the top my head. Dude, I hate EA.
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: Because all of the bad things from that one guy said about CoD.
Dude 1: Dude, fish have nothing to do with this. We're talking about games.
*Awkward Silence*
Dude 1: What? What?? WHAT?!
Dude 2: I MEANT CALL OF DUTY, IDIOT!!!!!
Dude 1: Wait, what? "Call of Duty"? Never heard of it.
Dude 2: You're serious?
Dude 1: Who made it and published it?
Dude 2: You mean MAKES and PUBLISHES THEM. There's more than one game, dude. And they're still going. Oh, Infinity Ward and Treyarch make them, and Activision publishes them.
Dude 2: Activision made a deal with Microsoft so map packs come out first on Xbox 360.
Dude 2: Survival Mode for Modern Warfare 3, Nazi Zombies for World at War and Black Ops, best game series ever, dude. You HAVE to play it.
Dude 1: (muffled giggles) Xbox! I play PS3.
Dude 2: Then you have no life.
Nerd: I play Halo!
Both Dudes: SHUT UP! WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT HALO!
by LukeMCFC141 January 7, 2012
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Battlefield 2042

A piece of shit, unfinished, disappointment of game made by the greediest company on earth that also killed one of the best and unique game series in FPS history because CEOs couldn’t wait to get all our money.
Jeff: Hey, I enjoy Battlefield 2042
Everyone Else: Kills Jeff
by Smallcoc February 16, 2022
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battlefield hardline

A game for pre-pubescent boys, squeakers, noobs, etc. Almost as bad as call of duty.
Dude, there are only 3 servers open for battlefield hardline right now. I'm not surprised cuz it sucks.
by OG Gangsta May 11, 2015
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battle axe rampage

any music or movies influenced by the vikings
by Anonymous November 3, 2003
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on the battlefield

Meaning "Where is really counts", because during battle is the time where one's actions are best measured.
On the battlefield, your wife and kids don't mean shit.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
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old battle axe

One's spouse or partner. Same as ball and chain.
Can't come out tonight. Gotta go meet the old battle axe.
by Twin Dongs February 18, 2017
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battle axe

woman of hideous proportians, usually bottle blond with the RIGHT opinion on every thing, so help you God!!
by goosenard June 30, 2006
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