Wank Baton

A wank baton is when a group of friends take it in turns to masturbate over internet porn. The first person decides the porno and wanks over said porn until cumming, he then has to tag the next friend in, who has to wank over the same porno and spunk within the defined time of that skin flick. Failure to cum within the given time frame will result in the baton being dropped and a forfeit decided by everybody who has already shot their love gravy.

Dave started the wank baton, but the bastard chose a 2 minute porno. He managed to cum but when Jordan was handed the baton he masturabated so furiously that he snapped his banjo string

by lordloverocket69 January 25, 2011

batso

The original gnome - Ratster Lad!

Every garden pond needs a batso!

by buckas January 2, 2005

arrest baton

In DarkRP, a role-playing gamemode for Garry's Mod, this is the weapon used by cops to send people to jail. When a cop hits someone with it, they are instantly teleported to jail, and they respawn when their jail time (usually two minutes) is up. Also called an arrest stick.

flarn2006: Dude! DetJohnKimble just dropped his arrest baton!
gmodrulez: Pick it up!
flarn2006: I already did. See?

-- gmodrulez has been arrested for 120 seconds

gmodrulez: /demote DetJohnKimble dropped arrest baton

-- gmodrulez has started a vote for the demotion of DetJohnKimble.
-- The demotion vote has started!
-- DetJohnKimble suicided!
-- DetJohnKimble has been demoted!
-- DetJohnKimble has been made a Citizen.

DetJohnKimble: sucker...

-- flarn2006 has been arrested for 120 seconds

by Anonymous938743 September 7, 2009

Baton Rouge Special

A Baton Rouge Special is when a man fucks girl a bare back on her period before he cums he takes his "Red Stick" out and she sucks him off. In the process the girl recieves a Clown Face.

I taught she was really wet but I realized she was on the rag so I made her give be a Baton Rouge Special and I finished in her mouth.

by gcribb January 3, 2006

Babson Park

A shithole town that is home of Webber International University. Possibly the most boring place on Earth surrounded by orange groves and Mexicans.

Living in Babson Park makes me wanna go eat a bullet.

by CopeKid January 26, 2011

Baston

born 4/21/82... he perfected the roundhouse kick at a young age. at the age of 7, October 17, 1989 at 5:04 p.m., he performed the kick which actually made contact with a tree and caused the Loma Prieta earthquake.

Caveman forgot bastons lunch for the 5th time... caveman never saw it coming...

by jasonlo54444 October 14, 2008

Babson

A babson is a cock sneeze but an amazing friend you couldn't get a better friend than him

Babson is such a nice cock sneeze

by Sm0lbrat September 29, 2019