barbie

A plastic doll that is targeted at little girls. A tall, thin blonde with a fake tan and a 24/7 smile and unblinking eyes, not to mention a head that turns 360 degrees. A doll that represents a limited and unrealistic view of women.

She seems to gain a new sister every year or so, but why have we never seen their mother? Barbie is probably hiding the fact that she regularly has sex with Ken... but then, she has no uterus and her hips are too narrow for carrying a child, and Ken is likely bisexual, if not gay. Seriously, where is she getting all of these "baby sisters" and what is the nature of her relationship with Ken?

For a women to have Barbie's body, she would have to be 7'2'', weigh 120 lbs, have an 18''-23'' waist, a 38''-45'' bust, 36'' hips, and a neck twice the length of a normal human neck. Barbie would have to crawl around on all fours just to support her unnatural proportions if she were a human.

by Lorelili September 16, 2006

swallow my babies

After ejaculation, the woman decides to gulp it down, unlike my stupid exgirlfriend.

I told that bitch to swallow my babies.

by Daytona Blue February 14, 2005

Black Barbie

A young Black Lady who is Classy and Sassy. she is a pretty young thang. she usually has big boobs. she is very I.N.D.E.P.E.N.D.E.N.T & always has her own sh**. a little high maintenance. she likes to be treated as a princess. She Has Confidence in herself. She is always a lady by day and prolly a freak at night. she is known for her shopping and spending habits and is always out on the town tryna have some fun. she loves pink and loud colors. She is down to party it up a little at times. this Barbie isnt one to be reckoned with she is a bad bitc* and she can handle her own. she is a wifey, ride or die type and she will protect and fight for the ones she loves. she is not easily. broken. always remember Black Barbies are Classy, Refined Boss Bitches

Now thats a Black Barbie.

I Love them black barbie types

You see that girl over there, she's a Black Barbie. you can tel by her classy ways.

by jt2095 September 25, 2012

titty babies

These are the generation X and Y recent grads that are hired by clueless upper management because of their grade point average, height, and military status. More times than not they turn out to be micromanaging, arrogant, armchair employees that are afraid to roll up their sleeves and actually get involved with anything. They are more concerned about status symbols, time off, and where to eat lunch.

"Look. It's 10:30 AM. Mike should be coming in any time now. Oh, there he is. You can tell he just woke up. He pretended to be at the U doing his research this morning. Damn titty babies"

by Running out of patience February 16, 2008

Barbie herpes

Something bad or wrong or gross about someone seems perfect

Fred: I broke up with my girl friend after I found out about her Barbie herpes
John: what was it
Fred: she had braided pubic hair and she had been cheating on me

by The jelly man February 8, 2015

Drinking Babies

the act of swallowing sperm.

I got her to drink my babies last night.

by whatch out der now November 27, 2002

Barbie up your ass

Any radical action used to express againts the oppression of women, the stereotype of femininity and the commercialization of sexuality.
Russell Brand's invasive and painful way to protest consumerism.

PLAYBOY: You once stuck a Barbie up your ass during a show in London, claiming it was a protest against consumerism. Is it possible there's a less personally invasive and painful way to protest consumerism?
BRAND: If there is, I haven't found it.

by rperazag May 15, 2010