Balboni

When you are just having an average day and that one guy (or gal) comes by and everything goes left....like....wake up in the morning missing your left sock, lipstick on your ear, and a stranger's parakeet in your bathroom type left.

"Dude.... I was planning on having a quiet night in, reading a book and then Kyle came over with some Four Loko and we totally got Balboni'd!!"

by Wordsmith603 July 22, 2019

balgoss

A monster that haunts arcade machines.

Beware of the balgoss

by Word Madman September 24, 2021

sperm-balloon

after you finish having sex and took off your condom filled with the creamy essence of life, make a balloon from it and throw it to the unlicensed hostile kindergarten located under you window. just think of the face of the person that will pick it up in the morning. smile with delight

mommy mommy look i found a balloon

thats nice sweety... ewwwwww throw it away its a sperm-balloon!!!

by israelmate November 1, 2010

lil baldo

A man that is constantly wearing a wig because he was born bald and is a afraid that his friends will make hairline jokes.

Person 1: is that a lil baldo?
Person2: yea I think he’s a wig wearer

by Kevin Baldo October 25, 2020

Weather Balloon

The default answer you give to someone who asks "what was that?" Mirroring the government's response to any UFO or UAP question.

Jake, when you threw that suction cup dildo across the classroom, Mrs Lovingcock asked me what was thrown. I just told her it was a Weather Balloon so she wouldn't question it further.

by Charlie Badass July 18, 2021

water balloon condom

its filled with water
it looks like piss
i gave it to a girl and when she gave it back to me it was warm.

squish squish water balloon put it in your mouth water balloon condom

by kachoiw April 18, 2022

Arrebentar a boca do balão

Brazilian slang that means something that went really well, really worked.

O show vai "arrebentar a boca do balão"

by JCRds January 8, 2009