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blooming flower

This is the term most commonly used to describe the act of swiftly pulling your penis out of your partners rectum, thus causing the inner tissue to "bloom" outward; producing what appears to be a flesh colored flower blooming from the anus
How was your time in prison?

It wasn't too bad except for the day Bubba gave me a blooming flower after dropping the soap.
by Morgan Candlelight April 10, 2009
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Ballooning

When a person usually a homosexual blows air into an uncircumcised man's penis, enlarging the foreskin to resemble a balloon. Usually an act of foreplay.
Hey, did you hear that corey "Ballooned" brad last night! Yeah, I heard that they were "Ballooning" each other all night
by Biggietalls April 30, 2010
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Blooming Idiot

A kid who was born when his father ejaculated into a flower pot. Resulting in an idiot to blossom.
by New York Lobster January 29, 2019
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booning

"Hey guys, going booning later"
by The boonigan man September 16, 2017
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Babooning

Similar to Dogging but takes place on the hood of the car instead of inside. Sometimes in the heat of excitement one of the "babooners" may rip off a windscreen wiper.
I'm so sorry about the mess to the front of the royal limo Your Majesty. I was on the way to drop Camilla at her home when she requested we stop in Green Park for a quick spot of Babooning. One thing lead to another and before I knew it she had one hand up my arse and the windscreen wiper in the other.
by Vleis July 6, 2011
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Baroning

To take, steal, borrow without consent, remove, relocate any item deemed to be of worth to the Baron/Baroner
Just been Baroning down the woods mwarsh and Baroned me a trailer load of logs.
by retrohowla September 20, 2010
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Blooming egg

A blooming egg is when you don’t make an eggs Benedict right and it just kind of unfolds all around the pot and “blooms” 😊 baboom , that’s what it is -Shinae
When ur eggs Benedict isn’t cooked right it’s a blooming egg
by Andrewpm93 October 4, 2019
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