Homo-ballistic

The male version of a dramatic hissy fit / being a huge girlie bender about stupid shite

Fuck me Matt's going homo-ballistic about his hair

by sunny as fuck February 10, 2017

Sugar Balling

When you decorate your scrotum by coating it in Christmas candy sprinkles and then dip your sweet tasting mansack in and out of your girl’s mouth (performed tea bag style).

While Sasha was baking and decorating holiday cookies, I coated my ballsack with some Wilton holiday sprinkles and did a little sugar balling.

Rachel gained ten holiday pounds just from all the sugar balling this season.

by Eaton Holgoode November 30, 2017

Medicine Balling

verb.

i) slang for reverse cowgirl *with a twist*

ii) When a a woman is performing the reverse cowgirl on an obese or largely bellied (see also; beer belly) man and uses the elasticity of the man's stomach to assist the bouncing motion like when sitting on a medicine ball.

I was medicine balling austin so hard last night, my abs are rock hard now

by TFKbaby January 7, 2019

cell balling

I got a Glock in my 'Rari
17 shots, no .38

I'm like, yeah, she's fine
Wonder when she'll be mine
She walk past, I press rewind
To see that ass one more time
And I got this sewed up
Remy Boyz, they know us
All fast money, no slow bucks
No one can control us
Ayy, yeaaah baby

Uh, yeah, Monty
Tell me what you see
Is it money or it’s me?
I smoke twenty, smell the weed
I got hunnies in my V
They like, "Monty, can you be my baby daddy?"
I’m like, "Yeah"
I got Robins on my jeans

"Cell Balling is very sexy"

by raccoon specimen June 5, 2021

Molag Ballin

Daedric Lord of dominating the court.

N'wah 1: Bosmer Bussy
N'wah 2: Molag Ballin

by nwah October 11, 2021

Bathroom Ballet

When two men stand back to back holding the other man’s dick Simultaneously peeing in the toilet while the other one aims for them. So one mans peeing in the toilet while the other holds and aims for them.

“So I was at the DG bathroom and some man offered to engage in a bathroom ballet. It was beautiful.

by Banana & Split April 7, 2022

she was a punk and she did ballet

hayley williams and taylor swift. it's them. it's literally them.

Wow, did you see that performance that Hayley Williams of Paramore and Taylor Swift did last night? Yeah, they were literally the definition of "she was a punk and she did ballet"!

by ferris is gay March 1, 2021