baling

When your diet contains so much fibre that your shit starts to look like hay bales.

"Man, this high fibre diet has me baling."

by Linnick March 29, 2008

ballentine

When your boss puts a condom on in his car before he comes in to fuck you.

Hey man you just got the Ballentine for not filling all the paperwork out

by Xxcupcakes2012xx February 2, 2016

Mme Ballentynes 6-7 class

most people are very gay
or very straight no in-between
white boys are every where HIDE!

no learning occurs...

omg! your so weird like Mme Ballentynes 6-7 class!

by iamanunknownperson June 9, 2021

bliend

A friend you make through blogging.

I have this one bliend in Norway who posts beautiful photographs of her travels.

by Lisa Schamess October 17, 2008

Balint

(Pronounced Ball-Lint)A traditional Hungarian gypsy name for knuckle-dragging males with either a very small penis, and/or both male and female sex organs. They tend to have high estrogen levels and cry a lot.

Kenny: "Dude, did you see that thing over there with enormous hands and an extremely small dick?"

Jeff: "You mean that Balint?"

by gambler2841 May 12, 2009

ballena-3000

When a man dips a his sack in a vat of peanut butter and makes a woman lick that shit then the woman tickles his bell-end and rubs his asshole in a gentle but ravenous way.

Yo Schuster ballena-3000.
Witcough shut the fuck up before i make your mom ballena-3000 me.

by SCHUSTER! January 30, 2007

Balignorant

baligorant and ignorant at the same time.

Balignorant is Mike Kaye on Whiskey

by Tittle McGriddle May 16, 2006