THE Colin Baker

Colin Baker played the sixth incarnation of Doctor Who.

Unfortunately, some very disreputable, unpleasant Who 'fans' have alleged that Mr Baker endorses their brand of misogynistic comedy, that is only VERY loosely connected to the programme.

Since then, THE Colin Baker has become something of an overnight meme, used to mock these same Who 'fans'

"Who told you could park there?"

"THE Colin Baker, bitch."

"I didn't do my homework. I have a note from THE Colin Baker"

by mizzdefyne June 11, 2008

Bakersfouled

The hazy, self-centered mindframe of a Bakersfield resident. Culturally predisposed to become boyfouled or girlfouled. Known for acquiring massive head injuries and ruining other counties' sand dunes with ATVs. Advanced cases involve bro trucks with bumper nuts and NOTW stickers, meth, an obnoxious girlfriend with breast implants obtained from one of numerous local plastic surgery clinics, and hanging out until 1 AM in the Walgreens parking lot with all of the above. Other cities in California hope Bakersfield will just go away if they ignore it long enough but unfortunately its influence only grows.

Man, I totally felt Bakersfouled the other day. Like my brain had changed since I moved down here. I felt like a total tard.

by erin go bwah January 26, 2011

Baker's Join

A baker's join is that little slither of bread you find when pulling apart two connecting bread buns. It can be found in many types of bread.

Oi, look at the baker's join on me sausage bap, it's still attached.

by TheGeordiePedro June 14, 2016

Sir Bakedalot

bigtime stoner
someone who is baked all the time

(man walks in with bloodshot red eyes and the sweet smell of MJ)
Good evening Sir Bakedalot may i fetch you a bong rip?

by TakeAHitBrah24 October 9, 2009

A Bakers Dozen

A Bakers Dozen is 13 of something. 12 is a dozen, but because bakers used to have extra dough left over after baking a dozen loaves of bread, they gathered it up to make one more!

Man: Woah man you've got so many cookies, give me some!
Man2: No way, dude! I only have a bakers dozen!

by TheSillySausage May 26, 2016

Qwonk Bakery

An ass bakery filled with huge amounts of cookies containing gallons of horse semen and Qwonk semen. World of Warcraft, VRChat, and Runescape players alike are joining together to eat at the ass bakery of Qwonk. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the really famous VRChat player).

Person 1: Yo! You want a Qwonk cookie from the Qwonk bakery?

Person 2: Fuck yes! Give me that Qwonk cookie right on my lips as long as it’s fresh out of the ass bakery!

Person 1: OK I'm taking it out of the ass bakery right now you little Qwonk!!! FUCK!

Person 2: Hell yes stick it up my ass right now!

by Lipcose July 15, 2018

Bart Baker

Bartholomew "Bart" Baker is an American entertainer, web-based comedian, video producer, singer, rapper, and parody artist. He is best known for making parody videos of notable songs, for which Billboard dubbed him one of the most prolific makers of music parodies. However back in September 2019 Bart Baker shifted his career to the Chinese market. His works consist of translating and singing Chinese songs on the social media app Kwai, and his English covers of Chinese songs have been gaining a following on Douyin. In August 2021 He annouced his return in US and make content once again in YouTube. In November 6 of 2021 he uploaded his first music video after 3 years named "POLYDOGE" .

Person 1: Do you know whose bart baker?
Person 2: The guy who makes chinese tiktoks?
Person 1: He was a parody maker, but WHAT?
Person 2: Yeah look at his tiktoks...
Person 1: wtf what happened to bart baker? he was the king of parodies
Person 2: idk he was cut on cash

by thememedefinition March 7, 2022