funky badonkadonk monkey

The greatest insult ever

Guy A: You suck.
Guy B: You're a stupid fucker.
Guy A: You're a dumb cocksucker.
Guy B: You're a poop sucker.
Guy A: Your mom eats shit.
Guy B: You're a funky badonkadonk monkey.
Guy A: ...dammit.

by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003

badonkahonks

Bigger than big ass boobs; Larger than life.

Jeff: Wow, Look at her big ass boobs.
Johnny K: Those arent big ass boobs THEY ARE BADONKADONKS!!!
Johnny K: I just wanna stick my face up in those badonkahonks.

by MariJoErra July 13, 2006

Badonkadonkhole

A jerk who thinks he's a bad ass but is mostly just an asshole.

"I hate DeAngelo Hall... He is a Selfish Badonkadonkhole!"

by Grund1e February 25, 2008

badonkabitch

A bitch who has a badonkadonk.

Vanessa's just being bitchy because she has a fat ass. What a badonkabitch!

by Stervin May 8, 2008

badonkadonk

Large, well-formed ass on a woman, the proud owners usually being black and Hispanic girls.

Vida Guerra's FHM shoot has shown why she gives J-Ho's ass a run for its money.

by CaptainMarvel March 22, 2004

badonkadonk

See: J-Lo's backside

Damn, that Tara has a BADONKADONK

by DanTheMizan April 15, 2006

badonkadonk

aw man, that's junk in the truck

Wow, would you look at her badonkadonk.

by hinklefinkledinkledo May 19, 2006