Fuck me backwards!

Jocular expression for surprise, said specially by british people (or at least i haven't heard any american saying it). Quite like "Oh my God"

Guy 1: Did u know man u beat Arsenal?
Guy 2: Fuck me backwards! That's impossible
Guy 1: I was just joking... Gooo gunners!

by kat gunner! January 2, 2012

backwards motorboat

The act of placing one's face in the butt crack of another person, followed by rigorous side-to-side motion of the head accompanied by the vibrating of the lips causing a sound similar to an outboard motor. See Motorboating

Do know if he can backwards motorboat himself?

No, I've been doing it for him for the past few months. He's just not that flexible anymore.

by 'ice' June 8, 2009

Backwards Bogey

When a girl is giving you head, and refuses to let you come in her mouth, you pull out just in time to cum up her nose

Charo: Yo sen, my girl was givin me sum shit about getn married, so I pinned her down and gave her the old backwards bogey

Sen: sweet!!!

by J.p.si June 14, 2010

Backyard Nigger

When a total hoosier has the decency to keep his front yard well kept, BUT the backyard is a different story.

Your backyard looks like a nigger lives in your house. There is a trailer made out of a hacked up pop-up camper you were conceived in 30 years ago, your ex-roommate's metro-sexual VW Passat he left to you in lue of the past 24 months rent, and a BBQ pit collection only Sanford and Son could dream of.

Dood, your front yard is as nice as the fairways of St. Andrews! But the back yard; there are 4 fucking cars, only one of which run and have current license plates, and only two of the four have inflated tires. You my true friend, are a Backyard Nigger, thanks for thinking of your neighbors in your, despite your lack of self respect.

by Commander Poopy Pants May 31, 2011

backyard

a show thrown in the backyard of somebody's house. ska backyard's are always the best

Pros:
undergroud bands
cheap entrance(approx. $3)
freedom to drink, smoke and blaze
party atmosphere

Cons:
shitty bands
disorganized line ups
fights and drama
raided by cops
cold temp.
haters

Dude: what's going down tonight?

Fuzz: Lets hit up that Backyard in Fontana. ONK's in town.

Dude: Tight. Lets get a sack, some 40s and hit up the homies.

Fuzz: Hell yeah. Time to get fucked and skank it up

by Fuzzy-ska January 23, 2009

backordered

something you bought online that is not in stock and you will have to wait months and months to receive your merchandise. you will be very pissed.

wow, the relapse website said my cephalic carnage shirt was in stock when i purchased it, but what i got was an email saying that they received my payment but the item is backordered. god this sucks ass.

by Scott September 28, 2005

Backyard Gardner

Whilst a strapping young male is plowing away from behind at tiring verge of the lady of the house, the young male notices an unfortunate patch of unsightly hair growing on the northern rim of the balloon knot. Without diverting any noticable attention from his rear attacking duties, our young hero decides to pluck said hair why at the same time buring his shovel to an uncomfortable depth... thus creating the perfect divertion to achieve the much needed backyard gardening.

Teh kicker: this manuever is so versitile that it can be accomplished with hotwax, tweezers, or old-fashion fingers.

And thirdly: what woman isn;t thankful that you not only found the hidden hair but disposed of it. It good, honest fun.

Margo wants me to strap on my Backyard Gardner hat, because my first attempt left a hairy cheerio above her tiger Eye.

by BabySealClubSamich December 1, 2007