red as a baboon's arse

similie: very red, like the peri-rectal appendage of the great ape of the african continent on heat. As if one has had an extremely hot curry and stripped their ring.

After i shagged that bitch dry my cock was as red as a baboon's arse!

Driver: But officer, the lights were amber!
Cop: Bullshit mother fucker! It was red as a baboon's arse!

by quimmerman October 18, 2007

Bench Baboon

When two niggers are sitting on a bench while eating chicken and watching people walk around.

dude i saw a bench baboon while walking to the store the other day

by JE Begley April 29, 2011

baboon rancher

a person who partakes in events of professionally raising and ranching in a cow like manner of baboons.

what did u do for a living?
i am a baboon rancher...

i was ranching me some baboons

by Mike Sobchack December 25, 2007

baboon

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by timan March 24, 2017

Banboons

See the definition of banatics

"You weapon is cheap, so I'll just ban it"

by Redfury509 April 28, 2005

Babooning

A polite reference to someone in the next room having crazy loud monkey sex. Grunting and bedsprings are often heard coming from the walls. People who engage in babooning do not care if others can hear them, and often will only stop if you repeatedly bang on the walls and yell at them

*grunting noises from next room*
person 1: URGH! Their babooning again
person 2: I'll the ear plugs and you start banging on the wall

by imbirdgirl June 11, 2011

Baboon Station

When you reach Jamaica Station also known as Baboon Station.

T: Yo bro the next station is Jamaica Station! Hurry and chug your beer! We gotta transfer!

B: Do you mean Baboon Station? Yeah we're not going to survive. We. Are. White.

by PandaJay March 8, 2015