Burrito Vito 

A Burrito Vito is a person who extremely dislikes Tacos.

Person 1: I am a proud Burrito Vito!

Burrito Vito by doge2018# January 16, 2022

burrito-sloth 

A little creature who stays home, wraps themselves up into a blanket burrito and sips tea instead of going out on a Friday night.

Today I was feeling under the weather so I became a little burrito-sloth.

burrito-sloth by tired_grad_student October 13, 2023

Burrito blowout 

1. when all the stuff inside a burrito sloshes out onto your pants and you start raging

(it only works if you paid more than 7 dollars for that burrito)

guy 1: "ack! its a burrito blowout!"

guy 2: "Hey ur getting it all over me"

guy 1: "YOU! EMPLOYEE! gimme a refund!"

employee: "no refunds"

guy 2: "gimme some new pants or i call teh poleez on you"

*guy 1 runs away*

*employee takes a stress leave*

Burrito blowout by craisins.inc June 9, 2018

Burrito Sized Mummy 

A burrito sized mummy referes to an extreemly large joint. It takes about 6 rolling papers to create one

Hey patna why dont you light up that burrito sized mummy you got rolled up

Burrito Sized Mummy by BIGGDAD September 5, 2009

Burrito Day 

Burrito Day (n) – A day in which all men consume burrito’s in order to gain supreme and often super human strength and intelligence. Once dismissed as a myth, a small cluster of men were found to still perform the ancient act of burrito day in Sydney, their feats are often covered in documentaries by film makers brave enough to step into their territory

I do not want to eat breakfast because it is Burrito Day.

Burrito Day by Burritoman23 August 25, 2011

Burrito tears 

When banging a chick so hard in the the butt she cries.

Guy- "dude, ima give this bitch burrito tears!"

Burrito tears by SuSpence June 23, 2014

burrito grease 

cream, jizz, cum

that bitch leaked my burrito grease on my polo and wrangler jeans!!

burrito grease by friendlyfires May 19, 2009