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mayonnaise burrito

Upon reaching orgasm, the man ejaculates as widespread as possible on to the bed sheet and then quickly wraps up his partner like they were the filling in a huge tortilla. Mayonnaise burrito!
-"Are you still dating Stephanie?"

-"No. I gave her a mayonnaise burrito a couple weeks ago and she stopped talking to me."

-"What the fuck is a mayonnaise burrito?"

-"Search it on Urban Dictionary."
by JHammy June 19, 2011
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Burritoing

Burritoing (Verb) - The act of wrapping yourself in multiple blankets, nearing, but not reaching, the point of suffocation.
Cam was burritoing while watching a movie! He was so comfy wrapped up in all the blankets!
by Toasty Tortilla February 10, 2014
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Barrister

In Ireland and Britain, the legal system has two "Lawyers" per se. One, a solicitor, gets work from a client etc... and if it is required to go to court, he would find two Barristers (One Senior Counsel and one Junior Counsel - but sometimes only one is needed if the case is small, then it is only a Junior Counsel, but could be a Senior, but that rarely happens).
The Barrister is the one who goes into court. He speaks, the solicitor also goes into court, but NEVER speaks. If he has to inform the Barrister of something, he would write it down on a piece of paper, and slide it accross, or whisper.

In Ireland, there are two places in the Four Courts that only Barristers may go: The Law Library, and the Barristers Restaurant. Now I always wonder, why would anyone want to become a solicitor if they cannot enter those two places...

Barristers are not allowed to advertise. And a lot of the time cases are settled before they enter court. Solicitors usually earn more money, but it is more likely for a Barrister to "rise up the ranks" to judge etc...
"So, what's your job?"

"Solicitor"

"Hate that... I'm a Barrister, I can enter the Law Library and a special restaurant!"

"Do you want work, or not?"

"I suppose so..."
by Hardstuff April 24, 2005
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throw a burrito

1. She was so fat that he couldn't get hard. His only option was to throw a burrito at her.

2. So I (female) took this fine man home with me last night, but he had so many drinks that all he could do was throw a burrito at me.
by BallerDeep August 12, 2009
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red burrito

What your cock looks like after fucking a chick on her period.
Maria was on her period last night so after I boned her I had a Red Burrito
by Mr. Whipple June 11, 2006
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stoner burrito

a burrito commonly from del taco that consists on beans, cheese, fries, and special sauce. popular around college campuses at late hours where students are either drunk or high.
duuude, i just smoked a fatty. so down to get a stoner burrito
by ShankShow December 23, 2009
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Cheesy Double Beef Burrito

When two dudes are doing a chick in the butt and they pour some nacho cheese on their weiners.
Man1: Yo when we gonna make this Cheesy Double Beef Burrito?

Man2: Hold on I'll get the nacho cheese.

Woman: Alright but cheesy does it!
by Enrique Iglesiaz May 18, 2011
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