burberry

Tartan for twats. Disgusting brown check-patterned clobber worn by tasteless morons (see townie) who live in shabby provincial towns like Staines, Basingstoke, and Plymouth, listen to mind-numbing dance/garridge/rap music, and hang around shopping centres in groups of about 27 (like their idols, Blazin' Squad) so they can safely beat up and rob anybody sporting long hair, jeans, and a Nirvana t-shirt "cos they're queer, innit!" Most members of the 'burberry massive' (regardless of sex) wear a cheap imitation type of burberry purchased at the local market for a fiver - if its the genuine article, you know its been stolen! The most common form of burberry clothing worn by the male of the species is a hideous brown-checked baseball cap, worn at a pointed 45-degree angle, designed to facilitate the headbutting of lamp posts/students/goths, as well as allowing them to see where they're going when walking with their heads facing the floor (to allow the easy discharge of chewing gum, phlegm, and/or
3 litres of White Lightening cider. In other words, a dole monkey's prison blues!!!

Moron 1: "Wot do ya fink of my boss Burberry threads!"
Moron 2: "Yeh, dats da bizness, now all ya need is the trakkie bottoms tucked into fuck-off big Reeboks an' you can join the crew, innit?"
Moron 1: "Yeh, maybe I should steal some like, ugh! ugh! ugh!"
Moron 2: "Massive!!!"

by Antitownie April 12, 2004

Burbarian

An obsessive Burberry wearer with a highly violent temperament. Often seen behind bus shelters, or other enclosed areas, scrawling poorly worded ‘graffiti’ upon public property. Note that any attempt at conversation will be met with a rebuttal of unimaginative invectives.

Warning: Moving into the vicinity of such a creature could cause instant death due to passive smoking or sudden lack of faith in the human race.

Also see: Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Kappa Slappers, Skangers, Janners, Stigs, Scallies.

All Burbarians should be shot at birth—it's bound to happen at some point anyway...

by Sam Williamson March 6, 2004

burberry ape

Unsophisticated person from the lower echelons of society. Taken from chavs or pikeys who commonly wear fake Burberry accessories in a poor British imitation of bling culture.

The native habitat of the burberry Ape is a city centre pub on the weekend. At kicking out time, he will migrate to the kebab van in order to perform a ritual mating display to slappers, whereby he gets in a pointless and utterly predictable fight with another Burberry Ape.

by Simon Dykes January 12, 2006

Burbury

The ULTIMATE in chav clothing. Only the most chavvy street dwellers can wear this amazing patterned clothing.

Mainly Caps, scarfs and bags are made of this chav material.

That stupid twat is wearing burbury, what a chav.

by Craig Tippins April 26, 2005

burberry

What you call plaid when you pay too much for it.

Ohh plaid interior. No its burberry

by bob saget March 26, 2004

burbage bomb

a burbage bomb is a Waffle House specialty that is double hashbrowns, with ALL available toppings. normally eaten at 3 in the morning while highly intoxicated. cures hangovers.

welcome to Waffle House, what may i get for you tonight?

how about a burbage bomb and a water, bitch.

by bubbles the destroyer June 9, 2008

Burban Pakman

The illest Asian rapper to walk the Earth. He is not only witty, but all his flows are the dankest shit you'll ever hear. Sadly, his current producer, Eli Mitchell, is real lazy.

1: Yo, homie, ya heard that new mixtape by Burban Pakman?

2: Hell yea! I heard that 50 times already! I swear, his flows are more addictive than meth!

by Rap fan for life April 6, 2010