Brenden

Brenden is a name that is a blessing and a curse. It's a blessing that you can say you probably won't see anyone with the same name.

The curse is that you won't find any baubles with your name on it, only the variations of the name. The worse part of it all is having EVERYBODY misspell your name without fail.

"Hi I like to place a order."
"Okay! What's the name"
"Brenden"
They proceed to write down Brandon and Brenden doesn't say anything because it's not worth it.
"Great! Anything else?"
*Deep sigh* "No, nothing else..."

by GamerBrenno October 27, 2021

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Brenden

My Brother

An absolute jerk and loser. If you're reading this bro, go kiss Hannah already

My brother Brenden is a loser

by Shibeland's prime minister August 9, 2020

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Brenden

An Eboy who enjoys making others suffer. He spends his time gaslighting innocent women on the internet. He is manipulative and hurts the people who love him. He spreads lies about his friends and ruins their reputation by saying they have a prom addiction. He is a closeted furry and most likely a homosexual. His favorite pastime is to lock women in his basement and feed them old, rotten meat. He is sadistic and has a foot fetish. Despite all this bad characteristics we still all love Brenden.

Ew you like feet? Are you a Brenden??

“Rio has a porn addiction” - something a Brenden would say

by Rio_therizzler May 21, 2023

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Brenden Kohut Syndrome

A condition characterized by the persistent need to clear the throat repeatedly, despite the absence of any physical obstruction or medical cause, such as mucus, infection, or foreign bodies. This behavior may become habitual or compulsive and can be triggered by stress, anxiety, or other emotional factors.

Fuck man, I keep having to clear my throat. It's the Brenden Kohut Syndrome.

by YodelingPickle December 9, 2024

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