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Balanced Bliss Bonding

A holistic sexual and emotional practice for couples that can last for hours and consists of three phases.

It starts with mutual edging by passionate intercourse or any kind of sexual stimulation. This is followed by a ruined orgasm, where you bring each other just beyond the point of no return and then let go. Reduces the physical tension while keeping arousal high. A little frustrating but suprisingly hot. The last phase is for karezza, a way of passionate slow love making where the goal is not orgasm but increasing bonding and intimacy.

This practice emphasizes the balance between heightened sexual tension, controlled release, and deep emotional connection.
"Ever since Mia and Alex started practicing Balanced Bliss Bonding, they've been walking around like giddy teenagers, high on love hormones and low on sleep!"

"In Balanced Bliss Bonding edging is the teasing appetizer, a ruined orgasm is the surprising main course, and Karezza is the never-ending, sweet dessert. It's about taking the scenic route in the bedroom, where nobody is racing to the finish line."

"I'm telling you Susan, Balanced Bliss Bonding is a game changer for my relationship! Mike and I haven't had regular sex in weeks and just thinking of tonights session gets me dripping wet."
by Garbage Goober October 28, 2023
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Pocket Balance

Pocket Balance is achieved when the weight of items in your pockets is roughly even on eash side.
Somehow my iPod has meandered over to my left pocket- when its in my right pocket, i have a nice pocket balance between my phone and iPod.
by gthgfhtrhtrh6 March 10, 2009
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1. The act of maintaining the ramen soup level with the noodles so that you don't have too much or too little of either.

2. The moderation of two (or more) conflicting forces that could possibly end in a clusterfuck, if the status quo is not kept.
1. "I'm a master at Ramen Balance, motherfucker. Two mouthfuls of noodles and one mouthful of soup. Eat that shit, yeahhh."

2. "I only fuck so many of these damn, skanky bitches because I'm maintaining Ramen Balance with my libido! It's just the right thing to do."
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The Baden Powell

The art of getting stinky fingers by making the scout sign before hand. In other words inserting the 3 middle fingers of your right hand into her virginal passage.
I gave her the Baden Powell last night
by Mr_Homebrew November 15, 2010
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water balance

a shitty thing you learn about in grade 9 ecology
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Well balanced breakfast

Another term for steroids/juicing. Term often said in baseball.
Henry: did you hear that Nelson Cruz admitted to eating well balanced breakfasts his 2013 season?
Maurice: Yeah I could tell he got a lot bigger
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kick the hay bale

A saying related to chill friends chilling out. This is mostly a rural turn of phrase, but it's catching on in the cities to.
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