Axis Tennis match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass and pass a BOP bolt back and forth using only their Anal muscles until one person can’t pass it no more. That person must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear the bolt until they successfully change rams and pressure test a 10 k BOP.

Mark : Hey Kevin what’s wrong with you today?

Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!

by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023

Jupiter axis rotation

Despite the mistaken belief that Jupiter spins fast it actually is scientifically known to only complete a rotation once every 23 days.

No, not 10 hours, Jupiter Axis Rotation is 23 days. Signed scientists.

by Bring-Rown-Beer November 10, 2025

Axie

clearly the best animator.
subscribe to axie.

i heard there's a really bad youtuber called axie.
axie is overrated.

by Viblinow May 18, 2018

Minor axis

The act of putting dick inside a minor butt while pooping

Yo I just hit a minor axis on this Brazilian girl.

by Goatgost April 10, 2025

Axis of Evil

That's the man that tried to kill ma daddy.

by Anonymous July 24, 2003

Axis

: a person who's always there for everyone

: a person that has deep understandings

: a ambivert person

: mostly Virgo's

: a person who's always there for you

: a person that can risk all of them for you

: you're my Axis

by Im_Nayeon May 13, 2022