cell phone awareness

the ability to react to objects while walking and texting...

dude my cell phone awareness is off i almost knocked over that stand!!!!

by theamazinggoldhillian April 13, 2009

fetal awareness syndrome

a syndrome linked to a fetus becoming aware while in the womb. Usually accompanied by symptoms of hyper intelligence and hyper lethargy.

Ben has fetal awareness syndrome. He is really lazy but smart.

by Neil Bartlett April 5, 2006

Cock block awareness day

Cock block awareness day falls on the September 12th of every year.

John: "Hey, did you hear about tomorrow? It's Cock block awareness day."

by Kegmeister October 4, 2012

loner awareness day

The day also known as February 14th. On this day single people eat chocolate and ice cream because they don't have a valentine.

Hey Chrissy, you should come over for loner awareness day.

by I think I'm in love again September 15, 2016

National Obesity Awareness Day

See Thanksgiving

Yo it’s Thanksgiving

No it’s National Obesity Awareness Day

by ThatDog November 28, 2019

single awareness day

A made up holiday that overlaps valentine's day for people too ugly or crazy to get some.

Happy Single Awareness Day! I'm so lonely...

by Sierrapants January 12, 2009

volcano awareness

number one cause of dinosaurs, and gayness

robotrippin dinosaurs want you to sign their petition for volcano awareness, the number one cause of dinosaurs

and gayness

by pkpria June 14, 2009