Autism cat

A cat with Autism in Wilburgers youtube series of oblivion on YouTube

Me: "have you seen Autism Cat?"
My friend: "Saw him screeching a bit ago in the hotel."

by Dr Ebola Cat March 23, 2019

Autoshot

When a black person fails at life.

Eric tries to perform a skillchain and fails due to taking too long or because someone weaponskilled in the middle of his skillchain. Eric you're such an Autoshot.

by Oroka August 4, 2009

autistic

The cause of autism is unknown, but studies show that people with autism have larger brains than normal.

There are different kinds of autism. Low functioning, middle functioning and high functioning.

Some of the lower functioning people with autism have the intelligence of a baby, in which they can only scream, grab at your shirt, drool, and do other baby type stuff.

However, there are people that are autistic that are very smart, such as Bill Gates.

To people that generalize autistic kids as retarded, be quiet, because you're probably using Windows.

by Alexi March 17, 2004

autistic porn

When two autistics are having handstand sex, and the one on the right had a seizure just after having an orgasm, and the other keeps going until having a seizure themselves.

I was doing some autistic porn, then I was rudely interrupted by a seizure.

by Herpesbacon January 26, 2017

Flip Autistic Shit

To flip shit over something stupid; making a big deal out of something that doesn't matter

Mari's parents always Flip Autistic Shit when they hear that she is spending time with a boy named Dominic.

by LeDom Wames June 12, 2013

Nigger Autism

A specified area of the autism spectrum where the human brain makes you obsess over African Americans and out of all movies they prefer to watch ‘Black Dynamite.’

My son was recently diagnosed with Nigger Autism.

by BlueJayWay1998 December 31, 2018

autistic

Formerly meaning a way to describe those with the developmental disorder autism characterized by a lack of social skills, extreme/low intelligence (depending on the severity), and other odd behaviours, it is now an insult/slang term used by trolls/failtrolls alike when they can't say anything better or think that it's cool to use a developmental disorder as an insult.

Normal YouTube Comment Section:

User: *commenting on a Minecraft vid*
Troll: What are you? Autistic??
User: No. ._.
Troll: Yes, autistic. lol

Oh look! It's a troll using autism as an insult! That hasn't been overdone by millions of other trolls in the last 2 years! *derp* (It is, but you should get the sarcasm implied here.)

by epic343 February 13, 2015