Assblasting

The act of having violent diarrhea after one receives a licking or a sucking to his/her's rectal cavity.

Can also be used to describe a person having this done to or for someone

The Assblasting was pretty mediocre last night, almost embarrasng

They are pretty good Assblasters

by 5unf1ower August 5, 2016

asslamp

The act of one's self sitting on a lamp

Nah, Im busy... I gotta asslamp

by penguin October 27, 2002

assplant

It's for the unfortunate girls and boys who were born without asses. Through this new discovery, we've been able to give those unfortunate people lots o ass.

Unfortunate young gay man, "I have had problems since I've been a child, for my lack of ass. Is there anything you could do to help?"

Assplant grower, "Why yes, it's your lucky day. Now, with Assplant, you can get an incredible ass with only a couple minor implants!"

by Pallapooha April 12, 2007

asslasticity

the scale at which a mans hind sphincter is rated for tightness.

I cant take another 6 months in jail without losing all my asslasticity.
The perfect fart requires a perfect balance of ass wind, butt gravey, and asslasticity.

by bate master dick November 21, 2010

Assyfart

One who lingers in the smell of rectum day by day, oblivious to their odor.

Dude here comes that assyfart, breathe through your mouth.

by AssyFart Mcturdshietz July 7, 2011

Assblast

When a guy hits the sweet spot of someone's ass when he's fucking them (in the ass) and cums at the same time, causing a devastating orgasm

What are you gonna do to me?
First, imma blow you. Then, I Assblast you. You're in for it bitch

by Turtilator200 August 3, 2016

Assplant

Ass implants...

Hey girl your booty looks bomb! Did ypu get assplants!?

by Pms4780 July 24, 2018