Asswagon

People who drive like assholes

“Nice turn signal asswagon”

by Antoniothornton3 September 30, 2022

Assvabber

1. Someone who uses anal juices to attract mates. Anal juices (or mix of ass and vag) are applied directly to the neck, forehead, under their own nose, back and groin to stimulate sexual encounters with strangers.

2. Someone who loves the smell of their own asshole

1. I think Chad is an Assvabber, he smells like poo and it's turning me on.

2. My supervisor at work is such an Assvabber, he just loves the smell of his own shit

by arseripper666 December 23, 2022

Asslag

The greatest weapon used by Optimus Prime, the destroyer of internet connection.

Sorry man I couldn't clutch, it was the Asslag I swear!

by ClonkerDonker9000 March 23, 2023

Assagitated

Agitated but a lot more

"I am so assagitated right now because Tesco put their meal deals up by 40p."

by Sunflower93 December 31, 2024

Assage

When your butt cheeks are visible from your pants or swimsuit.

We see your passage.

by anonymous May 24, 2025

Asswag

A blended insult combining “ass” (a fool or jerk) and “swag” (style or confidence), where “wag” implies cringe, awkwardness, or lack of genuine coolness.

Used to mock someone who acts tough, confident, or stylish but ends up looking arrogant, fake, or embarrassing.

Look at that guy acting tough in knockoff Jordans, what an asswag.

by Holy Bilal July 14, 2025