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assminer

Derogitory term for a homosexual. Alternatively, anyone who partakes in activities involving inserting objects into the rectum.
Larry never dates females because he is an assminer.
by J_AK December 8, 2006
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Assmarmontry

To act like an assmarmont. To do things of an assmarmont nature. Up to and including any actions taken, that due to ones monumental stupidity have dire or emberassing results.
Steve put on a display of assmarmontry last night, he drank to much last night and fell off the balcony while trying to impress some chick.
by Brandon T. Johnson July 5, 2008
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assdana

A long sleeve shirt a woman ties around her waist while working out, or otherwise wearing skin-tight pants, to hide her ass.
Did you see the girl on the treadmill wearing the assdana? Why the hell wear skin-tight pants if you also have to wear an assdana?
by sh4nn0nm November 12, 2011
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assmageddon

Assmageddon - when you drink 500ml of Prune Juice straight, you empty you bowel 30 minutes later in a single delivery.
Bro! Clean the toilet! It’s like an assmageddon in there!
by Glimmer December 23, 2018
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Assmaster jackson

Not your typical jackson, but Assmaster Jackson. Droppin fools and breakin tools. Better ace that school and bring dem jewels. If you don't know the rule you betta drop that stool...out yo butthole.
Assmaster jackson ruled the school with his dirty stool, droppin those fools before he got dem jewels.
by The Turdhammers Dad February 22, 2022
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Rusty Assange

Drew fell asleep on the couch at the party. When she woke up, Ty was giving her a rusty assange!
by BadHorse47 December 22, 2010
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Julian Assange

Founder of WikiLeaks. Prolific Publisher of War Crimes, Human Rights Violations, etc. Persecuted by Satan 👺 and his minions.

He is currently serving time in solitary confinement at Belmarsh Prision, London, United Kingdom 🇬🇧. Awaiting extradition to the US 🇺🇸 for exclusively publishing only truth.
“Truth is treason in the empire of lies

~ Ron Paul 🕊

“If wars can be started by lies, peace can be started by truth.”

~ Julian Assange 🕊

“Nearly every war that has started in the past 50 years has been a result of media lies.”

~ Julian Assange 🕊

The pen is mightier than the sword”

~ Edward Bulwer-Lytton ✍️
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