Asslighting

When you and your partner are making sweet love together and you shove a firecracker up their ass before lighting it and shoving your dick in their mouth and cumming as it goes off

"I know right Grace? Me and Liam's relationship has gotten so much more exciting now that we've been Asslighting each other lately"

by FarawayAssGang March 11, 2021

Assage

The smell of cup noodle, butt and cheese ruffles

It smells like assage in here!

by Sueq March 2, 2019

assag

Being "assag" means being kind, trusthworthy and easy going. But it is said about someone very fragile and sensitive. You need to fight to keep someone "assag" in your life.

" Man...that girl is an assag...you gotta fight"
"wow...i didnt know you was that much assag"

by Tchikabra January 29, 2020

Assfaggot

A homosexual who uses his sexuality as a weapon by shoving hampsters up their asshole, records public gay porn and wanks on the bus with porn

Jimmy: hey could you not like... record gay porn outside my house, my kids are creeped out.
Assfaggot: hey respect my rights! ooo jeezus christ!

by assjuicer342 November 1, 2022

assfaggots

An interjection used to enter any conversation where you are unsure about the topic. Can also be used to universally answer and intentionally annoy or undermine the previous topic of conversation. The standard form used to enter a conversation is a question; "Do you mean assfaggots?"

Person I (in conversation with Person II): Hey, did you see that new episode of {insert primetime television program here} last night?

(Person III walks in)

Person III: You mean assfaggots?

Person II (in conversation with Person I): Have you heard that new single by {insert musical performance artist(s) here}?

(Person III walks in)

Person III: You mean assfaggots?

by Captain Manifesto July 7, 2011

Assfaggot

In favor of liking the ass as if one were gay.

That Jon guy is really an assfaggot!

by Eric February 9, 2004

Assagore

Adj: To be an Ass; to be assy

Noun: One that is an Ass; a total moron. Usually coupled with feces and/or bad smell. See Dumbass

1) "Khelly sure was an Assagore this morning"

2)"What teh shit is that Assagore doing?"

by Tom Goodwin April 3, 2003